P142 Teletext 142 Oct46 22:47:44 ——————— —————————————— EIDOLON WLW, Stroll placid -ly through your hectic life should be pictured in the mind. To criticize poitty you'vj misunderstood is cleary the act of an uncultured person. Ahem, it's now open to vote, oh deep one. BABY-BEL Does anyone else think that death may bj quite nice really? Keats did, but Eidolon could tell you more. THE PUNK QUEEN To all fans of those five pop tarts, Spike Up Your Life! Anarchy is forever. PS Hi Dean! Singin' in the riggin' and all that Buzzcocks! ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR i-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Music Sort It! Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Oct46 22:15:17 W ——————— —————————————— PSYCOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH If I recall your so-called perfect teeth were smashed bz a ctickjt ball, wire they not? You changed your name to Psychopath with Imperfect Teeth, didn't you? Are you referring to your dentures If so then you should be Psycho with False Keith. Or perhaps you are a lying old had whose gnarly old fangs are far from perfect and you are trying to create the illusion of youth. Will, no luck there Gramps. Caught you out! Kid Creole and the Sexy Young Coconut ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— I'd say Fangs for the Memory, Psycho WE'LL MCCLEAN HIM OUT LATER... Goss Music Sort It! Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Oct46 22:14:38 W ——————— —————————————— DEAREST 'ZINE I know you all love them but I'm about to expose the Tjlitubbiis for what they really are - pure evil! Thjsj satanic creatures encourage cross dressing (Tinkz Winkz with his handbag) excessive drug taking (magic dust, visions, and the ability to do everything 20 times without getting tired), devil worshipping (chants of Uh-Oh and that scary demon baby thing) Anti-Tubby, little Miss Molko ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Most certainly teli-pathetic: THEY'RJ SINISTER AND VERY SILLY Goss Music Sort It! Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Oct46 22:11:31 ——————— —————————————— THE DOG The dog makes funny noises When hj wants our food The dog thinks jvjrybodz wants His chewy sticks. The dog has bad breath The dog pushes mj off mz own bed The dog snores. I'm going to eat the dog. Zero - a vegetarian ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— You can have it for Christmas as LONG AS YOU DON'T LEAVE THE SPROUTS! Goss Music Sort It! Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Oct46 22:18:55 W ——————— —————————————— DEAR 'ZINE Yesterday mz fathjt told mj that the Tjlitubbiis bubblibath had been banned (probably from the mind altering subliminal mjssagjs which form in the bubbles*. He then took mz bottle away and said I couldn't play with mz Tinkz Winkz in the bath anymore! Sad, ism't hj! Ljadjt of the Underground People ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Indeed, playing with your Tinkz Winkz IS PRIVATE HOWEVER SUBLIMINAL IT IS! Goss Music Sort It! Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Oct46 22:14:27 W ——————— ————————————— REAL-LIFE STORIES We're after more of your rial-life stories to feature on Club. It's nearly Hallowe'in, so we want to hear all you spooky stories. Have you ever sjin a ghost or had a supernatural experience? If something weird, wonderful or totally inexplicable has happened to you, wi want to hear about it. Write to Club now, including your name, age and address. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— WRJTJ TO CLUB 140, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR i-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Music Sort It! Fun&Games