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 PUthaps you have RUin to@one of thrsj  
 so-called "p#p" concerts, and witnessed
 the many youths who attempt to emulate 
 their musical heroes bz htessing in a  
 sjmjlar style.                         
                                        
 There are, for instance, the Oavjs fans
 who think it's cool to swear and wear  
 an anorak indoors, and the Pulp        
 eanatics wh# consider brown nzlo.      
 trouujrs to bj the Upjtome of hip.     
                                        
 But with games being "The New R#c+ And 
 Roll", wi think it's long ovjtduj that 
  a jsplaz rs   g n to  kyle thems lvjs 
 on t(j WaZing icons. Enjou...          
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       Hotness 174   Roundness Q72      
         TURNER THE FLAoG+ p9::         
 Charts     Uijs   @ Clue 24p     TV    
                                        
   P135    Teletext   175 Nov 0 2R:)2:0n
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  
 IMPERSONATING THE GAMING ICONS ————————
                                        
 1: BEING MARIO Don a pair of blue      
 dungarees and a stupjT, floppy red hat,
 and hjjj yourself in a srwir outsjhj   
 your local pet shop. When the ownjt    
 a tivjs to unlock the  ront door, leap 
 out of the sewer with a cry of "It's   
 Mario!", and proceed to stomp on the   
 shop's entire stock of turtles and     
 moles. If they have any lizards, you   
 might li+e to try rijing on one.       
                                        
 Eor adhjd@authenticity@you could try   
 eating brightly-coloured mushrooms in  
 an atte[pt to Wrow bigger. Though we   
 wouldnWt recommend it.                 
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     Youthfulnjsv 140 Omnipotence 170   
    MEET THE ORGAN GRINDER'S MONSEZ p480
 Charts     Kijs     Club 140     TV    
                                        
   P135    Teletext   R75 Nov : 20:2p:14
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 IMPERSONATING THE GATING ICONS ————————
                                        
 2: BEING@SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Dye your   
 hair dluj and cut it into a spjkjy     
 style. Now strip off to nothing but a  
 pair of white gloves and red snjakjrs. 
                                        
 Try and rob a jewellery shop of its    
 entire stock of gold wedding rings. If 
 the staff attempt to stop you, curl up 
 into a ball and knock them over. Before
 running out of the shop at high spied, 
 pause jot a second with your arms      
 folded, and tap your foot.             
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 You could also try survivjnW underwater
 ez swallowing air budblis.             
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 ]       TURNER THE FLANGE p1:6         
 Charts     Kids     Club 140     TV    
                                        
   P135    Teletext   R75 Nov20 pp:*0:*k
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  
 IMPERSONATING THE GAMQNG ICONS ————————
                                        
 3: LARA CROFT Buy yourself an extra-   
 powerful whalebone cotsjt, and pull it 
 tight around your waist. Then, wear the
 top hal  of a s ub   ivjng s it with   
       m  cut of   a    h v       pl  of
 bowlSng bQlls up there. Now don@a pair 
 of super[tight hot pants.              
                                        
 To perfectly emulate Lara Croft, try   
 exploiting your sexuality* while       
 c ai jn   o '  @  posjtiv    U l  sol  
 model, and gob"ing off about Girl Power
 and all that. Also, d# a lot of jumping
 off oj cliffs and things.              
                                        
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     Youthfulness 140 Omnipotence 170   
    MEET THE ORGAN GRINDER'S MONKEY p480
 Charts     Kids     Club 140     TV