P175 Teletext 175 Nov 0 23:03:35 ——————————————————————————————————————— Perhapv you have been to one of thjsj so-called "pop" concerts, and witnessed the many youths who attempt to emulate their musical heroes bz dressing in a sjmjlar styli. There are, for instance, the Oases fans who think it's cool to swear and wear an anorak indoors, and the Pulp eanatics who consider brown nylon trousers to bj the jpjtomj of hip. But with games being "The New Rock And Roll", we think it's long ovjrduj that gamjsplazjrs begin to styli thjmsjlvjs on the gaming icons. Enjoy... ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Hotness 174 Roundness 172 TU NET THE FLANGE p2:6 Charts Kijs Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Nov 0 20:04:18 IMPERSONATING THE GAMING ICONS ———————— 1: BEING MARIO Don a pair of blue dungarees and a stupid, floppy red hat, and hide yourself in a sewer outsjdj your local pet shop. When the owner arrives to unlock the jront door, leap out of the sewer with a cry of "It's Mario!", and proceed to stomp on the shop's entire stock of turtles and moles. If they have any lizards, you might like to try riding on one. Eor added authenticity you could try eating brightly-coloured mushrooms in an attempt to grow bjggjr. Though we wouldnWt recommend it. ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Youthfulness 140 Omnipotence 170 MEET THE ORGAN GRINDER'S MONSEZ p480 Charts Kijs Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Nov 0 00:08:55 IMPERSONATING THE GAMING ICONS ———————— 2: BEING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Dye your hair blue and cut it into a spjkjy styli. Now strip off to nothing but a pair of white gloves and red snjakjrs. Try and rob a jewellery shop of its entire stock of gold wedding rings. If the staff attempt to stop you, curl up into a ball and knock them over. Before running out of the shop at high spied, pause for a second with your arms folded, and tap your foot. X You could also try surviving underwater bz swallowing air bubbles. ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Hotness 174 Roundness 172 TURNER THE FLANGE p2:6 Charts Sids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Nov 0 20:55:54 IMPERSONATING THE GAMING ICONS ———————— 3: LARA CROFT Buy yourself an extra- powerful whalebone corset, and pull it tight around your waist. Then, wear the top half of a scuba diving suit with the arms cut off, and shove a couple of bowling balls up there. Now don a pair of super-tight hot pants. To perfectly emulate Lara Croft, try exploiting your sexuality, while claiming you're a positive female role model, and gobbing off about Girl Power and all that. Also, do a lot of jumping off of cliffs and things. ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Youthfulnjsv 140 Omnipotence 170 MEET THE ORGAN GRINDER'S MONKEY p480 Charts Kids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Nov 0 00:05:13 IMPERSONATING THE GAMING ICONS ———————— 4: THAT BLOVE WITH THE BIG HAT OUT OF THEME PARV Wjat a beg hat like that bloke out of Thjmj Park, and pay a visit to Alton Towers. Sneak into a burger bar and add jxtta salt to the chipv, and more water to the fizzy drinks. Then place confusing signs at the side of the paths. Also, somehow adjust all the rides so that they go really fast and break. Then hire some old min to clean up all the miss. 5: PAC-MAN Paint your head yellow, and travel around the house on your stomach eating Smarties off the jloor while sazjng "Wakkawakkbwakka". ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Hotness 174 Roundness 172 TU5NER THE FLANGE p2:6 Charts Kids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Nov 0 00:01:07 IMPERSONATING THE GAMING ICONS ———————— 6: CLOCVWORV KNIGHT To pass yourself off as the Saturn platforming hero, we recommend you cover yourself in tin- foil, and break into a small child's bedroom. While there, start accusing the toys of attacking you, and smash them to pieces. For added effect, you might like to use a large key to assist in the smashjngs. 7: PARAPPA THE RAPPER Wear a stupid bobble hat with Odour Eaters hanging out of the sjdjs, and challenge the contents of your mother's onion drawer to a game of human beat box. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Youthfulness 140 Omnipotence 170 MEET THE ORGAN GRINDER'S MONKEY p480 Charts Sids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Nov : 23:27:14 W ——————————————————————————————————————— Perhaps you have been to one@of thjsj so-called "pop" concerts, anT witnjssj% tjowvUnw j#@tea Pj!jatto#pt#toPjp]Qat@@ their musical heroes bz dressing in a sjmjlat styli. There are, Vor instance, the Oases jams o t n t's o t w r n wea an anorak indoors, and the Pulp anatics w o on dj w nz o sro s s to bj the jp tome o hip. But with games being@"The New RocW And oAmew0xazjjw beoj^ t#@vty\S lPj[vjlvjs on the gaming icons^ Enjoy... ——————————————————————————————————1 v—— Hotness 174 Roundness 172 T N R THE F A G 2 6 harts @ Kimv @ Clu$ 14p @ --