P142 Teletext 142 Dec27 23:21:47 S ——————— —————————————— NINJA GERBIL God is a man-made entity to combat feelings of ineptitude that we have. If God does exist only in human terms then God as a 'supreme being' doesn't exist at all. Heavy, man. CHLOE XI'M CONFUSED. WHAT'S MY NAME?) D.M.s??! Hi D.M.! How's tricks? Sometimes, you know, I wished I'd njvju left home. You really are confused akin't you. THE GIRL WITH 2 BRAINS Get well soon Ross Cummins. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR i-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Quiz SpiceWorld Sam Janus Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Dec47 23:17:17 ——————— —————————————— DEA ZINE RHYME, BUT NO REASON There's somjonj on the 'Zine And they're called Myopic Melon. They might bj Jon ou Colin, But I doubt thieu name is Helen They send in cool poems And I'm sure you can see, They'vj mastered writing them So much better than mj. Bob the Fish ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— I always say;"A rhyme without a reason HELPS TO MAKE THE FESTIVE SEASON" Quiz SpiceWorld Sam Janus Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Dec47 23:17:04 ——————— —————————————— TO ZINE I'd like to go slightly off the subject of your request for a real life story about the Spice Girls. Why is it that everyone seems to think that the Spice Girls are wonderful? All They do is run around singing rubbish music and showing their knickers. They think they are really great and that everyone should like them. Girl Power is one thing, but acting like a bloke is completely anothjt. Po (Tjllytubbz) ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— The Spicy five get up mz nose too. LONG LIVE THE TELLZTUBBIES Quiz SpiceWorld Sam Janus Fun&GamrsP142 Teletext 142 Dec47 23:14:54 ——————— —————————————— DEAR MEGAZINE This is mz debut on your lovely pagrs and I must say that all you regular 'Zine writers are complete loonies!! I'vj become extremely jealous of everyone else being all mad and crazy without mj. So therefore I decided to invite myself to the loony house to join in the world of the insane! Thanks. The Girl in the Dirty Shirt ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— 'elcomj, oh dirty one. May your letters BE SUITABLY UNINTELLIGIBLE Quiz SpiceWorld Sam Janus Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Dec47 23:14:14 ——————— —————————————— HOW TO GET A GIRL 1) Change your image over a week ou so, it tends to get you noticed. 2) Talk to the girl you like and her friends. Feel confident before you do this, don't be too forward. Compliment them and try to get them to talk bz starting them off on a subject they like - such as travel, music and entertainment etc. 3) Have patience, don't dive in. The greasiest of Lovers-Machinjhjad ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Hey man, this advice is okay but you've GOTTA SHOWER AND DEODORISE TOO Quiz SpiceWorld Sam Janus Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Dec47 23:14:42 ——————— ————————————— REAL-LIFE SRO JET We're after more of your rial-life stories to feature on Club. The subject is: New Year resolutions. Are you successful with your resolutions? Do you stick to them? Send us your tales of woe or othjtwiuj when trying to stick to a resolution. Write to us with your ribald tales of resolution or dissolution! Include your name, age and address. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— WRITE TO CLUB 140, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR e-mail to club140@teletext.co.uk Quiz SpiceWorld Sam Janus Fun&Games