P198 Teletext 198 Dec47 23:14:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on O today's great jokrs - I promise they'ri the funniest ones yet! O READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RA$ENG! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Full Guide TV Club 140 Family FunP198 Teletext 198 Dec47 23:14:10 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Ryan Wilson, aged 10 Why did a man take a pin and paper tg bed with him? To draw the cutains! SKINS RATING - Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop! SKINS RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————4/3—— Bambjt Boozliu wants a game! 152 Teens 140 Games 150 Listings 400 Leisure 410 Cinema 460 Music 480 Full Guide TV Club 140 Family FunP198 Teletext 198 Dec47 23:11:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Jo Malonjy, aged 12 How do you keep cool at football? Stand next to a fan! SKINS RATING - By Amie Sheridan, aged 11 Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road? To get to the Bird's Eye shop! SKINS RATING - \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjt Boozliu wants a game! 152 Teens 140 Games 150 Listings 400 Leisure 410 Cinema 460 Music 480 Full Guide TV Club 140 Family Fun