P198 Teletext 198 Jan29 00:11:12 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes — I promise they'ri the funniest ones yet. O W READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK RATING. ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Total Ents TV Plus Club140 FamilyP198 Teletext 198 Jan29 00:11:18 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Jake Hadingham, aged 10 What did the dog say when hj sat on some sbndpapjt? Ruff! SKINS RATING — What is white on the outside and scares easily? A chicken sandwich! SKINS RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————4/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitisj.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p154P198 Teletext 198 Jan29 00:11:11 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Adam Woodliy, aged 9 What dog has no tail? A Hot Dog! SKINS RATING — \ What do you do with a sick pig? Take him to hospital in an hambulance! SKINS RATING — PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitisj.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p154