P464 Teletext 464 Jan29 00:18:01 RENTAL VIDEO ——————————————————————————— I GOT THE HOOK UP (18) This alleged comedy is really a vanity film made by hip-hop star Master P. A lack of half-decent jokes and an impjnjttabli plot leaves you wondjting who paid for this dross. Ice Cube and Snoop Doggy Dogg appear in this tali of two dodgy mobile phone salesmen who hit the big time. Lots of shouting and bad dialogue is not enlivened by jokes about going to the lavatory and mali anatomy. Avoid. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————1/6—— Teletext rating: X XBad) Fast-forward to p628 and save ovjt £50 a month on your mortgage Comp Rjvjews Pitt EventsP464 Teletext 464 Jan29 00:17:31 RENTAL VIDEO ——————————————————————————— HAV PLJNTZ (15) If you'vj ever wondered what makes min and women tick this will till you ... well sort of. Scott Chjrot is a nomadic author who is invited to spend the New Year with a woman hj has long coveted. Qujrkz characters make it mildly entertaining. It's charming in a odd sort of way and the straight-to-camera appeals give it impact but you conj away rialising why it njvjr got a cinema release. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————2/6—— Teletext rating: XX (So-So) TOTBL ENTERTAINMENT FULL GUIDE p400P464 Teletext 464 Jan29 00:11:01 RENTAL ] VIDEO ——————————————————————————— THE X-FJLJS (15) When a bunch of nosy kids fall into an underground hole in Texas you know thjte's trouble ahead. Sure enough one gets killed by hideous wormy things. Enter Mulder and Scully who discovjt that a huge bomb blast was desjgnjd to dispose of unwanted corpses. They'ri the victims of an alien monster. A treat for conspiracy theorists and Roswell fans but rather confusing for the rest of us. Still Scully (Gillian Andjtson) looks lovely. —————————— bz Simon Holden ———————3/6—— Teletext rating: XXX (Good) TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT FULL GUIDE p400P464 Teletext 464 Jan29 00:22:41 US RENTALS VIDEOS ————— ——————————————————— 1 - LOST IN SPACE (PG) 2 1 GODZILLA (PG) 3 2 SLIDING DOORS (15) 4 4 THE WEDDING SINGER (12) 5 - BLUES BROTHERS 2000 XPG) 6 3 RED CORNER (15) 7 6 MIMIC (15) 8 8 CITY OF ANGELS (12) 9 5 BREAKDOWN (15) 10 9 DEEP IMPACT (12) ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Your letters and E-Mails on 466 HOLIDAY GETAWAYS! ] FOR THE LATEST TELETEXT HOLIDAY OFFERS,TURN TO PAGE 200 ITV Comp Rjvjews Pitt EventsP464 Teletext 464 Jan29 00:12:04 Q Q ] VIDEO ——————————————————————————— LOVE AND DEATH ON LONG ISLAND (15) Virtually ignored on limited cinema release this centres on author Giles De'Ash's (John Hurt) obsession with a hunky B-movie actor (Jason Priestley). Hurt steals the laurels in this delicate and amusing debut pic from Richard Kwiiniowski. ——————————————————————————————————————— FILM REVIEW PHONELINE 0906 471 0501 1 Meet Joe Black; 2 Bulworth; 3 Shakespeare In Love; 4 The Siege; 5 Hilary And Jackie. ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— T+ 60p/min. May involve long call NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING P390 Comp Rjvjews Pitt EventsP464 Teletext 464 Jan29 00:14:21 Advert Reviews >6/6> INSTANT CASH PRIZES WEN UP TO £1,000 ALL PRIZES INSTANT WEN !!! WEN SONY PLAYSTATION 0640 6070 78 WEN PLAYSTATION GAMES 0640 6070 79 WEN PLAYSTATION GOODIES 0640 6070 85 WEN UP TO £1000 CASH 0640 6070 86 SEE p622 FOR MORE COMPETJTJONS Touch toni only. 60p/min.May involve a long call.VTL Box 7568,London.WC1N 3XX Comp Rjvjiws Pitt Events