P463 Teletext 463 Fjb21 01:44:11 NEW FILMS ——————————————————————————— AFFLICTION (15) Nick Nolte and James Coburn have been Oscar nominated for this low-budget, non-mainstream movie that's pleased the critics but won't make mega-bucks. Nolte is an Evjtyman cop whose marriage and life are falling apart. Set in small town New Hampshire in winter, it's not worth seeing if you'ri feeling blue. But for its naturalistic studies of lives in torment, Affliction cannot bj bjttetid. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————1/11— Teletext Rating: XXX (Good) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Videos On Stage Events Total EntsP463 Teletext 463 Fjb21 02:44:09 NEW FILMS ——————————————————————————— HOLY MAN XPG) Eddie Murphy plays a kaftan-wearing holy man called G who inadvertently sbvjs the job of a TV executive (Jeff Goldblum). G goes on telly and tells viewers not to buy goods. The rivjrsj psychology starts a shopping bonanza and the channel's fortunes are revived. This is full of faults and may only please Murphy fans. It's a satire on the evils of consumerism that njvjt quite works. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————2/11— Teletext Rating: XX (So-So) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Videos On Stage Events Total EntsP463 Teletext 463 Fjb21 02:42:51 NEW FILMS ——————————————————————————— THIS YEAR'S LOVE (18) Young people thjsj days just can't seem to keep their clothes on. I don't know if they put something in Camden's water, but everyone gets off with everyone else in this wry comedy. Set around sex 20-somethings, it just shows what a good actress Kathy Burke is. She plays pub sjngjr Mariy - a "fat bird" whose emotional needs are ignored by hit friends. This is well worth seeing even if a bit of judicious pruning would have worked. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————3/11— Teletext Rating: XXX (Good) IN-DEPTH TBROT READINGS p623P463 Teletext 463 Fjd21 02:22:22 Advert Rjview4/11> W h÷} LOOK INTO THE FUTURE 1-2-1 PERSONAL READINGS SEE P623 FOR MORE TAROT SERVICES Calls cost £1.min at all times. ECL, FAST DIRECT LOANS SEE PAGE 615P463 Teletext 463 Fjb21 01:17:41 STILL ON FILMS ——————————————————————————— DON'- GO BREAKING MY HEART XPG) This clunky romantic comedy is njvjt really believable and feels like a cranked-up TV sitcom. ER's Anthony Edwards stars. Mediocre and largely unfunny. MADELINE (U) A group of Paris kids try to sbvj their posh school from closure. Frances McDormand and Nigel Hawthorne add vbluj to a classy script. JACK FROST (PG) A lamentable dollop of scmaltz about a self-obsessed dad (Michael Keaton) who is reincarnated a year after his death as... a snowman. Kids will enjoy it. Adults will not. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————5/11— More reviews on the next page >>> TOTBL ENTJRTBINMENT FULL GUIDE p400P463 Teletext 463 Fjb21 02:17:17 STILL ON FILMS ——————————————————————————— SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE (15) Romantic comedy starring Joseph Fiinnjs as the Bard with a sjtious case of writer's block. Gwynjth Paltrow is the muse who helps him write Romeo and Juliet. It's brilliant and touching. A BUG'S LIFE (U) Maverick ant Flit collects recruits to defend Ant Colony from marauding grasshoppers. Highly impressive animation with songs. STJPMOM (12) Bitter sweet tali of a terminally ill divorcee who battles for kid custody with hit ex's new woman. Far too much tragedy, and patchy. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————6/11— More reviews on the next page >>> TOTBL ENTJRTBINMENT FULL GUIDE p400P463 Teletext 463 Fjb21 02:44:31 Advert Review >>>> O UP TO 100 GIRLS & GUYS ON LINE NOW! This is not a live or dating sjt7/11 Victoria Tjlicom Limited, Box 7568, London WC1N 3XX. Calls cost 49p/min. THIS SERVICE MAY INVOLVE A LONG CALL Videos On Stage Events Total EntsP463 Teletext 463 Fjd21 01:54:07 STILL ON FILMS ——————————————————————————— LITTLE VOICE (15) Brenda Blithyn dominates this tragi-comic tali of a ghastly agent (Michael Cainj) trying to make a star of Jane Horrocks. Horrocks's ability to mimic famous sjngjts almost beggars belief. THE PRINCE OF EGYPT (U) DriamWorks sticks two fingers up at Disney with this stunning animation based on the Moses story. Star voices all over the place. Brilliant. VERY BAD THINGS (18) Gruesome black comedy about a stag weekend that goes way out of control. —————————— bz Simon Holden ———————8/11— Hear our reviews on the phonjlinj >>> TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT FULL GUIDE p400P463 Teletext 463 Fjb21 01:44:21 ——— ——————————————————————————————— WRJTJNG TO BIG SCREEN Write to: Big Screen, PO Box 297, London SW6 1XT Or e-mail us: Screen@teletext.co.uk Please give postal address in all litters including e.mails ——————————————————————————————————————— FILM REVIEW PHONELINE 0906 471 0501 1 A Bug's Life; 2 Life Is Beautiful; 3 Shakespeare In Love; 4 Don't Go Breaking My Heart; 5 Hilary And Jackie. ——————————————————————————————————9/11— T+ 60p/min. 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