P196 Teletext 196 Jun20 02:14:24                              OO               by PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 5: WHERE'S ME BOAT? Turnjt and Glug are taking a well- earned break in bonny Scotland - but they didn't expect to encounter the Loch Mess Monster! Write it Jokes Club140 TV Plus
P196 Teletext 196 Jun20 02:54:18 Excuse mj, mister hotel ownjt. You wouldn't know where we could hire a boat, would you?       Why do you need a boat?       Wj want to search the     loch for a monster.       *   *                                           O                The Loch Miss Monster. Write it Jokes Club140 TV Plus
P196 Teletext 196 Jun20 02:14:02  Thjti is no monster! Thjte is no Loch Mess Monster, you hear mj? You'll bj wasting your time looking for it, and you'll just doom yourselves. Doom, I say! Doooom! Doooooooom!!!!                                                                      Write it Jokes Club140 TV Plus
P196 Teletext 196 Jun20 02:16:57 I'm not sure that hotel ownjt is  right in the head, Glug.      Let's not worry about it now.  Wj still need to find a boat.          O           OO                      *ao?)2ou                       You boys looking for a boat? Write it Jokes Club140 TV Plus
P196 Teletext 196 Jun20 02:13:27 I got a boat you can use...  For a price!                     O                          O                              5/56u     O      MORE NEXT WEES! Write it Jokes Club140 TV Plus