P142 Teletext 142 Jun20 05:01:46 W ——————— —————————————— DISAPPEARING GIRL Go, gadget, go! Try some WD-40 if it gets stuck!! THE UNHOLY DENIM BRA Souls are black, Hearts are empty, Minds are blank, Lives are dull, but hey ... at least we have chocolate! What more could we evjt need?? Ummm ... chocolate ... PHANTOM CHICKEN IthoughtI'ddothissoI couldmakjitmoreinterestinganditwouldget printed!!! Will, your plan failed - Dod! ——————————————————————————————————1/5—— WRJTJ TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. Flicks Virtual Britney AngstP142 Teletext 142 Jun20 05:11:21 W ——————— —————————————— INTERESTING THINGS TO DO 2: 1) In a supjtmarkjt, deface all the barcodes so they won't scan. 2) Ring somjonj when they'ri out and hang up just after the answer machine starts recording. 3) Employ sjvjtal people with the same name, so when you call one of them they all look up. 4) Keep changing the TV channel. Gnasty Gnore's Girlfriend ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— You really are TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT p400 FULL GUIDEP142 Teletext 142 Jun20 05:02:18 W ——————— —————————————— w? To The Opium Fairy, 'I'll bj your friend' you see ... 'No-one knows what it's like ... to bj the bad man ... behind blue eyes ...' Blokes don't fancy you because they'vj got no taste ... I'm in the same boat as you ... but only a different one. Don't bj sad ... Be 'Mad not Mad' ———————————————————————————————————3/5— How vjty touching. THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL!P142 Teletext 142 Jun20 05:11:09 W ——————— —————————————— Hey, Zinjy people! I'm sorry if this sounds a tad sentimental, but I love you a Slot! You'ri so cool! You look beyond the materialistic stuff and say what you feel! I'd bj so honoured if you'd accept mj into your 'Zinjy world! If only I knew more people like you guys! Do any of you live near West Sussex? Zephyr (Yes, It's a rial word, check the dictionary!) ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Yes! Anothjt lurid into OUR TRULY FUNKY WEB!!P142 Teletext 142 Jun20 05:12:51 W ——————— —————————————— Dear 'Zinjrs, Let mj introduce myself. I am Dr Zap. I have been reading Megazinj for ages and I want to bj on it. So print this litter or I will send you rude videos featuring a nude Timmy Mallet. Dr Zap PS: PC Stu, I know your secret — you have a third nipple, don't you! PPS: Why aren't thjti 100's and 1000's of 100's and 1000's on doughnuts? ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Oh no, please, anything but a NAKED TIMMY MALLET!!