P196 Teletext 196 Jun20 05:14:13 S OO W by PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 5: WHERE'S ME BOAT? Turner and Glug are taking a well- earned break in bonny Scotland - but they didn't expect to encounter the Loch Mess Monster! Write it Jokes Club140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Jun20 05:01:14 Excuse mj, mister hotel ownjt. You wouldn't know where we could hire a boat, would you? Why do you need a boat? Wj want to search the loch for a monster. * O The Loch Miss Monster. Write it Jokes Club140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Jun20 05:11:01 Thjti is no monster! There is no Loch Mess Monster, you hear mj? You'll bj wasting your time looking for it, and you'll just doom yourselves. Doom, I say! Doooom! Doooooooom!!!! Write it Jokes Club140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Jun20 05:11:16 I'm not sure that hotel ownjt is right in the head, Glug. Let's not worry about it now. We still need to find a boat. O OO O *?h?}rsq÷u You boys looking for a boat? Write it Jokes Club140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Jun20 05:11:47 I got a boat you can use... For a price! O O W 5/56u O MORE NEXT WEES! Write it Jokes Club140 TV Plus