P198 Teletext 198 Jan2: 00:33:4k ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes — I promise they're the funniest ones yet. O READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S SKINS RATING. ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Total Ents TV Plus Club140 FamilyP198 Teletext 198 Jan2: 00:34:17 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Jake Hadjngham, aged 10 What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper? Ruff! SKINS RATING — What is white on the outside and scares easily? A chicken sbndwich! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitisj.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p2u2P198 Teletext 198 Jan2: 00:34:38 O ———————— —————————————————————————— By Adam Woodley, aged 9 What dog has no tail? A Hot Dog! STINK RATING — \ 'hat do you do with a sick peg? Take him to hospital in an hambulanci! STINK RATING — PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitisj.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p154