P413 Teletext 4Q3 Jan03 23:30:51 FILMS ——— www.teletext.co.uk ———————————— DOGMA (15) Q30 mjns Two fallen !ngjls (Matt D!mon, Ben Afflict* are borkd of their Earthbound life, and discover a way of getting back into heaven bz upsetting the entire cosmological system. It'u down to Bethany (Linda Fiorentino) to uavj the world, jvjn though uhj'u not God'u javourite fan right now. To encourage her, God ujndu her Metatron. !bout life that it's as if Sir Peter Ustinov has just sprouted wings. >>> —————————— bz Victor Ollivjr —————1/10— Teletext rating *** (Good) - NOW IT'+ EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: ] TELETEXT DATING ITV p3y0 Videos On Stage Events Total EntsP413 : Teletext 4Q3 Jan03 23:11:38 FILMS ——— www.teletext.co.uk ———————————— DOGMA (15) Q30 mjs (Cont) Encouraged "z angel Metatron to save the world, Bjthanz leads a rag-tag army of oddballw, such as a Q3th]blacW apostle, to eight the fallen angels. 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He'w jeeling lonely until Pe receives @a mjwvbge via hew breakfast cereal from extra-terrewtrials, and hj tries to get in touch with them, thinking hj m!y belong to their race. An jvjl aroz general pecks up on this and kimnaps him^ Fu÷z gags, but I prefer half]hour TV Muppjts dowjs. ——————————— "z Doug Cooper ———————4/10— Teletext rating *** (Good) ] FAST DIRECT LOANS SEE PAGE 615 Videos On Stage Events Total EntsP413 Teletext 4Q3 Jan03 23:11:15 FILMS Q ——— www.teletext.co.uk ———————————— MYSTERY MEN (PG) 122 mjns Ch!mpjon City is protected jrom crime "y Captain Amazing. With no villains to fight, hj releases the jvjl fiend Casanova Frankenstein jrom an asylum. CF then kidnaps CA, leaving it to sjvjn ordinary guys, with dreams of heroic djrring-do, to uavj the day. They include The Showjller] who uses a shovel to com"at tyrants and Mr Furious who just gets very angr{. An absolute hoot. 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