P198 Teletext 198 Jan12 22:48:27 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes — I promise they're the funniest ones yet. READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK RATING. ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Total Ents TV Plus Club 140 FamilyP198 Teletext 198 Jan12 22:57:12 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Duncan Harding, aged 9 What goes up when the rain comes down? An Umbrella! STINK RATING — What is a banana's favorite exercise? A banana split! STINK RATING — PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Total Ents TV Plus Club 140 FamilyP198 Teletext 198 Jan12 22:49:18 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Veronica Lambert, aged 10 Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! STINK RATING — \ Why don't banana's snore? They don't want to wake the rest of the bunch! STINK RATING — PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Total Ents TV Plus Club 140 Family