P313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:23:15 UK MOVIES MOVIES ————— ——————————————————— 1 1 WAR OF THE WORLDS (12A) 2 2 BATMAN BEGINS (12A) 3 - THE DESCENT (18) 4 3 MR^ AND MRS. SMITH (15) 5 4 STAR WARS: EPISODE III (12A) 6 5 A LOT LIKE LOVE (12A) 7 - HUS (12A) 8 6 SUNG FU HUSTLE (15) y 7 SIN CITY (18) 10 8 PAHELI (U)) ——————————————————————————————————————— Video reviews and chart 313 Don't surrender your endowment policy You can get up to 35% more.Foe your free valuation & brochure (open 24hr) CALL AAP Authorised and Regulated by the FSA. Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope HolidaysP313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:13:39 MOVIES ————— by Annette Dasey ——— MADAGASCAR (U) 86 mink After Shrek 2 you'd expect more than this boring and only occasionally funny family comedy from the DreamWorks Animation stable. A zebra (Chris Rock), giraffe (David Schwimmer), lion (Ben Stiller) and hippo (Jada Pinkest Smith) escape from New York Zoo and land on the island of Madagascar where they must deal with a megalomaniac lemur (Sacha Baron Cohen). (iny kids will be amused but it's too run-of-the-mill to impress others. ——————————————————————————————————2/8—— Teletext rating ** (So-so) NORTON LOANS SEE p615 0800 929 100 Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope HolidaysP313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:14:50 MOVIES ————— By Nick McGrath ——— FESTIVAL (18) 107 Starkly capturing the cultural cocktail of performance art, pretension and comedy that Edinburgh becomes every August, Annie Griffin's acutely observed British film is worth a look. Revolving around a fictional Perrier- esque stand-up awards, this darkly comic tale interweaves the neuroses and egotism of a tangled cluster of comics, journalists, judges and hangers-on. Daniela Nardini and Stephen Mangan deliver the best lines with style. ——————————————————————————————————3/8—— Teletext rating *** (Good) PADDY POWER- FREE £25/e25 BET ON BIG BRO WINNER! SEE p699 Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope HolidaysP313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:14:22 MOVIES ————— by Annette Dasey ——— THE HEART IS DECEITFUL^^^ (15) 98 mink The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things is based on the semi-autobiographical stories of cult author JT Leroy. It's about his tragic upbringing with trailer trash junkie mother (Asia Argento) and god squad grandparents (Peter Fonda and Ornella Mute). Compelling though it may be, this is not a good film. Director Argento has no concept of character development or how to build a cohesive story. Read the book instead. ——————————————————————————————————4/8—— Teletext rating ** (So-so) Get your daily Marjorie Orr horoscope sent to your mobile See p108 Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope HolidaysP313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:16:44 MOVIES ————— by Nick McGrath ——— LOU DEBUTANTES (18) 114 mink Wearing nothing but a strategically placed triangle of whipped cream lingerie, Antonella Rios's duplicitous femme fatale Gracia dazzles in this edgy Chilean red light drama. When Silvio and his 17-year-old brother Victor cross paths with the mysterious club stripper theu're both lured into a shady underworld of pornography, prostitution and violence. Patchy camera work lets down an erotically promising premise. ——————————————————————————————————5/8—— Teletext rating *** (Good) ACCIDENT ADVICE HELPLINE ITV1 p385 Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope HolidaysP313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:11:08 MOVIES ————— by Annette Dasey ——— ONE LOVE (12A) 100 mink Jamaican-set romantic drama about a devout Christian gospel singer (Cherine Anderson) who gets involved with a rasta musician (Ky-mani Marley). The pair must deal with disapproval from their friends and her pastor dad. Notable as it stars Bob Marley's son, One Love's heart is in the right place but it's too amateurish and unsubtle to work. The most glaring flaw, though, is that the leads have no chemistry so their romance ism't at all believable. ——————————————————————————————————6/8—— Teletext rating ** (So-so) GOT A CAMERA PHONE? SEND US A WACKY PHOTO AND WIN £250!! SEE p682 Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope HolidaysP313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:22:21 MOVIES ————— by Jan Fox ——— 3-IRON (15) 87 mink You really don't need to know anything about golf to enjoy this unusual Korean love story. Rae-Suk (Jae Hie) is an intelligent drifter who breaks into people's homes while they're away and lives in them. But his peaceful and creative style of vagrancy changes when he meets an abused housewife and forms a touching relationship that goes beyond words, literally - there's barely any dialogue. Intriguing. ——————————————————————————————————7/8—— Teletext rating *** (Good) A-Z OF TELETEXT p103 ITV Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope HolidaysP313 Teletext 313 Jul18 23:22:51 Advertisement 8/8 U GIRLS ON LINE NOW ^ OUR CHEAPEST CALLS EVER!! Weekend 2p/min & evenings 4p/min This is not a live or dating service Victoria Telecom Ltd, Box 7568,London WC1N 3XX.Calls 8p/min at other times. THIS SERVICE MAY INVOLVE A LO.G CALL Callers must be 18+ Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays