P396 Teletext 396 Jul18 23:14:13 ———————— —————————————————————————— Do any of your jokes deserve a 5-star stink rating? Send me them to find out! Read on for today's jokes, complete with Glug's stink rating! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Jokes to: glug@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Kids Teaser Bamboozle TicketsP396 Teletext 396 Jul18 23:24:18 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Clive Kidders, aged 58} What do you call a dog with one eye higher than the other? Isiah! (Eyes higher) STINK RATING — What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff! STINK RATING — PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Jokes to: glug@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Kids (eases Bamboozle TicketsP396 Teletext 396 Jul18 23:22:41 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Drew Kidders, aged 8 What was the name of the woman who threw her gas bill on the fire? Bernadette! (burn a debt) STINK RATING — Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate! STINK RATING — PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Jokes to: glug@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Kids Teaser Bamboozle Tickets