P505 CEEFAX 1 505 Sat 30 Aug 20:51/13 1/2 Do you know a joke to leave Otis the Aardvark and his CBBC Text gang crying with laughter? Send in your rib-tickling funnies and many of the best (and the worst!) will appear here evjty day. Write to: Sub Zero Jokes, Ceefax, Room 7013, BBC TV Centre, London W12 7RJ or fax 0181-225 6737. Please remember to include your name, age and address. ————————————————————————————— CBBC Text 500 Sub Zero 501 What's On TV 600 Newsround 510 Backchat Reboot Showtime Main MenuP505 CEEFAX 1 505 Sat 30 Aug 20:54/24 2/2 Press REVEAL for ANSWER! Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop! From: Omjr Riaz, age 15 Why can't two elephants go swimming together? Because they only have one pair of trunks! From: Selena Ng, age 6\, Blackburn What do you call two happy mushrooms? Two fungis! Josh Hammond, age 5, Beds ————————————————————————————— CBBC Text 500 Sub Zero 501 What's On TV 600 Newsround 510 Backchat Reboot Showtime Main Menu