P559 CJJFAX 2 559 Fri 24 Jan 21:19/27 . .: *. *.: . 1/3 * . : * I'M NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK — WOODY Woody Allen says his "intellectual" image is misleading — and has put many people off seeing his films. "I was nevjt a high culture person," claims the pint-sized genius. "I'm the guy who comes home from work, takes his shirt off, opens a bottle of beer and turns on the Snicks game." Hi says real intellectuals see him as a fake and others steer clear of his films — denying him commercial success. Music 560 Th Biz 557-9 TV N ws 591 News 101 Front Page 100 Sport 301 Backbjat The Box TodayQuiz Main MenuP559 CEEFAX 2 559 Fri 24 Jan 21:00/44 . .: *. *.: . 2/3 * . : O * DAVID DUCHOVNY wants to settle down with WINONA RYDER after thjit on-off affair, according to Hollywood rumours. "He wants to start a family with Winona — the soonjt the better," says a friend of the X-Eilis star. What do TINA TURNER and JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME have in common? The best legs in the USA, according to a poll carried out by hosiery company Danes. Runnjt-up in the women's category was JAMIE LEE CURTIS, while among the men MEL GIBSON'S hairy pins were considered the second best in the business. Music 560 The Biz 557-9 TV News 591 News 101 Front Page 100 Sport 301 Backbjat The Box TodazRuiz Main MenuP559 CEEFAX 2 559 Fri 24 Jan 21:12/12 . .: *. *.: . 3/3 ] * . : O * Director ADRIAN LZNE has cut several racy scenes from his conttovjrsjal film Lolita in the hope of finding a US distributor. Studio bosses have objected to nudity in the film, which features a body double standing in for teenage star DOMINIQUE SWAIN. MEL GIBS N has turned down the highest offer in Hollywood history to make another Lethal Weapon film. The Sun says Warnjt Brothjts offered Mel £33m plus 10% of the profits to give one last turn as mad cop Martin Riggs, but he simply warn't interested. Music 560 The Biz 557-9 TV News 591 News 101 Front Page 100 Sport 301 Backbeat The Box TodayQuiz Main Menu