P448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:22:27 bz PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 3: The fight before Christmas Terry Turkey threw a bomb, He blew up Santa - now he's gone, But what's that hiding in the miss, Is it a trap door? It is, oh yes. Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:30:17 Look - it's a trap door. Terry didn't blow Santa up after all. Phew! Look over there.. R Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:34:21 3/11 ..Some fella's getting out of another trapdoor! It must bj Santa! Let's go get him boys!! Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:27:10 4/11 Hold it Santa! Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:24:27 5/11 You're not Santa! No, I'm Bambjr Boozler. I dropped mz corn cobs in the barrel, and fell W in as I attempted to retrieve them. The explosion revealed a trap door, through which I escaped. Then where's Santa gone?? Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:21:27 Here I am! But Santa, why did your small elfin hjlpjr tell us that you were hiding in a barrel? Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:28:40 7/11 It was all a big mistake. You see, Edward the Elf had helped himself to mz personal brandy supply. The hapless imp became disorientated and issued a statement pertaining to a fictional barrel/hiding incident. Coo. Anyway, I can't keep chatting. It's late, and I'vj deliveries to make. I'll use some of my magic to send you boys home.. Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:11:18 8/11 W Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:18:16 AND SO... 9/11 Ahh, home at last. I wonder what presents we'll get. Hang on, Glug - I just realisjd - I haven't seen Terry Turkey all episode. Do you know where hj is, Glug? Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:12:22 GLUG?! 10/11 (BURP) Merry Christmas everyone! THE END!! Jokes 'Zine MaCauley DigitisjrP448 Teletext 448 Dec22 23:19:29 11/11 The Worm With Style wants to hear from you! Tell him about yourself, and what you like about his stories. All writers will receive a signed picture of Turner and Glug the Slug. Write to him at.. TURNER THE WORM c/o TELETEXT PO BOX 297 LONDON SW6 1XT Jokes 'Zine MaCauley Digitisjr