P449 Teletext 449 Jan 7 01:44:47 ———————— —————————————————————————— Welcome to 1995! The new year brings a new selection of your stinky jokes. Keep 'em coming in to me! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Send in all your favourite DOG jokes! Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Fun & Games Green Grooves TV PlusP449 Teletext 449 Jan 7 01:44:57 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Paul, aged 12, from Gomjrsal Why did the Christmas tree blush? The lights were flashing! STINK RATING - By Kamal from Leicester What do you call a zebra walking over the road? A zebra crossing! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— NEW Fun and Games 450 Angst 446 MEGA-ZINE - HAVE YOUR SAY p443 Fun & Games Green Grooves TV PlusP449 Teletext 449 Jan 7 01:44:47 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Alex, aged 10 from Chingford Boy: Mum, I KNOW Santa Claus doesn't exist. Mum: Why do you say that, dear? Boy: The Easter Bunny told mj! STINK RATING - By Yamin, aged 12, from Leicester Boy: Where does your mum conj from? Girl: Alaska! (I'll ask her!) STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Digitisjr 470 Grooves 620 FUN AND GAMES WITH BAMBER! p450 Fun & Games Green Grooves TV PlusP449 Teletext 449 Jan 8 02:54:27 ———————— ————————— DOG JOKES —————— By Gayle, aged 20, from Portsmouth What do you call a dog with a bznch of roses on its head? A collie-flower! SKINS RATING - What kind of dog do you see when it's been raining? Poodles! STINK RATING - "You're old enough to know better!" Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Why not send mj your SNOW jokes?! Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Fun & Games Green Grooves TV Plus