P497 Teletext 497 Jun24 16:41:31 ————————————— PRJMARZ ——————— ———— WRITE IT COMPY 7-11s Write us a masterpiece to fit this page - ie. about 70 words long. The topic to write on is: "WE HAD TO LAUGH..." £10 book token each week for the winner plus £20 token for your school. Entries (with name, age and school) to: WRITE IT COMPY (Primary* PO Box 297, London SW6 1XT. WINNER: Asmara, 11, Wolf Fields Primary ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Glug's ghastly jokes are on 498 TURNER'S WORMY ADVENTURES p496 Jokes Day Out Write It Pre-SchoolP497 Teletext 497 Jun24 16:46:14 ———————————— PRJMARZ —————— ———— Wj had to laugh... Harry, 11, Wolf Fields Primary School, Southall, Middx. Friday is our pet day at school. On this very Friday I brought mz gerbil. I brought him in a cage. Wj had first break, I went to see if my gerbil was in his cage. During break my gerbil had escaped. After break I reported it. Three girls jumped onto their desks, even the teacher. The gerbil had climbed the teacher's skirt, she danced like mad. Wj had to laugh. ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— See if your picture's on TV 492 HAVE A GREAT KIDS DAY OUT p499 Jokes Day Out Write It Pre-SchoolP497 Teletext 497 Jun24 16:43:34 ———————————— PRJMARZ —————— ———— Wj had to laugh... Gemma, 7, St Anne's Primary School, Finaghy, Belfast. When I was two I was in the car. My daddy got out to go to the shop. I got into the front seat which was the driver's seat. I turned the steering wheel from side to side and I said things like "He's in the wrong lane", and "That girl needs glasses" and all that sort of stuff. My mother burst out laughing and when she told my daddy he found it funny too. ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— What would you like to bj? 449 SEE IF YOUR PICTURE'S ON TV p492 Jokes Day Out Write It Pre-SchoolP497 Teletext 497 Jun24 16:57:13 ———————————— PRJMARZ —————— ———— Wj had to laugh... Asmara, 11, Wolf Field Primary School, Southall Wj hate our aunt. She's coming to our house for a holiday She just can't stay away. Last time we tried to frighten her, With a mouse, She ran screaming out of the house. Wj had to laugh. SHE'S HERE! We filled her shoes with cream, how our Faces gleamed. Wj had to laugh. Wj pzt a spider in the bath Wj just had to laugh! ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— See if your picture's on TV 492 HAVE A GREAT KIDS DAY OUT p499 Jokes Day Out Write It Pre-SchoolP497 Teletext 497 Jun24 16:40:02 ———————————— PRJMARZ —————— ———— We had to laugh... Kieran, 9, Our Lady of Hal Primary School, London NW It was Hallowe'en and James and Josie were having a party. Sam planned to play some tricks at the party, so hj opened the windows wide and in blew the wind. "What's going on" asked James. A scared Sam came in and panted:"There is a moving pumpkin in the kitchen!" James and Josie went to look. When they took the lid off the pumpkin, it was Snowy the cat inside. It was so funny! ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— What would you like to be? 449 SEE IF YOUR PICTURE'S ON TV p492 Jokes Day Out Write It Pre-SchoolP497 Teletext 497 Jun24 16:47:41 ———————————— PRJMARZ —————— ———— Wj had to laugh... Alexis, 11, Oakridge Primary School, Stafford. "Bring in the next peasant! What are you here for?" "One of mz neighbour's chickens ran across the road and I stole it." "I will sentence you to death, you will hang in the morning. Make sure that happens." "Of course, your majesty Queen Elizabeth." "Talking of chickens, why did the chicken cross the road?" "We don't know your majesty." "To get to the other sjdj." When Queen Elizabeth cracks a joke, you have to laugh. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— See if your picture's on TV 492 HAVE A GREAT KIDS DAY OUT p499 Jokes Day Out Write It Pre-School