P498 Teletext 498 Jun24 16:57:34 ———————— —————————————————————————— My post bag was full this week - as all of your stinky jokes have found their way to mj! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Send mj your SCHOOL jokes! Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun24 16:44:10 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Vanessa from Lincoln What happened to the teacher who sat on the pin He got the point! STINK RATING - How did the space man feel? Over the moon! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— For a great Kids Day Out see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun24 16:47:21 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Jodi, aged 12 from Dundee What is white when it's dirty? A blackboard! STINK RATING - What type of key doesn't fit in any door? A mon-key! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— For a great Kids Day Out see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440