P442 Teletext 442 Jun24 00:51:21 ——————— ————————————————— JULIE'S DEAD Julie's dead, Julie's dead Julie's dead, Julie's dead. Glacier Girl and others sigh a sigh of relief. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE says it's not class but views and ideas that matter. SANDMAN'S SOX thinks our 'own first' attitude is scary, we're one planet. SONG OF A WAYFARER says hello. Who, pray, is Jerry PETRA is being an attention-sjekjr by being nasty about us lot on bandwagons. ——————————————————————————————————1/7—— Phjnzlphthalein asks if Mark Mcgann has A DUAL PERSONALITY - CAR ADS/IRISH Goss Music Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 00:54:53 ——————— ————————————————— HELLO Did you know that life is "full, full of szrprisjs" and pretty horrific ones when Cilla Black tells us about them? Do you think "Cilla" is short for "Cillia" - the little hairs down your windpipe? I wouldn't bj svrprisjd. Jennifer's Body, In a Box by the bed alive, bzt just bjarly (sec) ——————————————————————————————————2/7—— Do the ones up your nose count? SIC MEANS THIS IS HOW YOU SPELT IT! Goss Music Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 00:51:22 ——————— ————————————————— MOTORHEAD CONCERT - MANCHESTER AP0LL0 From the opjnjng riff of Ace of Spades through to Overkill, Lemmy and the band kept us out of our heads in one sweat- soaked, head-thumping performance. The support band went down well but the fans were mostly waiting for Motorhjad. Ljmmy enjoyed the reception, having lived in the city and not played in England for a while. My ears didn't stop ringing for three days. Ghostdancer ——————————————————————————————————3/7—— Don't be offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA]ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 00:51:14 ——————— ————————————————— QUOTATIONS - A NEW THING FOR ME "Encourage rather than criticize. No one bowls a bad wood intentionally." - Malmjsbury Bowls Club Instructions. "Glucose Syrup, Presjrvativjs, Malic Acid." - Apple Tango label. "Children under the age of sjvjn should only use a pea-sjzjd amount and myst always be supjrvjsjd." Toothpaste label There's plenty more if you want them. Jon EP, who'll have a very large phone bill if hj's being really naughty ——————————————————————————————————4/7—— Let's just say that the quotations AREN'T REALLY YOUR THING Goss Music Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 00:52:44 ——————— ————————————————— A BIG FAT THANK-YOU NOTE I would just like to say a big thanks to the Govjrnmjnt for forcing me to take GCSE Technology against my will, and setting an exam with no relevance to the course I'd been taught. I shall now have a beautiful "F" Grade in the middle of mz certificate to repel anzonj who considers employing min Ta Mrs Shjphard. Crunchy Frog, Whizzo Chocolate Factory ——————————————————————————————————5/7—— Don't bj offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA]ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 00:50:16 ——————— ————————————————— "NELLY, I AM HEATHCLIFF!" (Cathy to the housjkjepjr in Wuthjring Heights by Emily Bronte). This is not possible: Cathy hasn't Heathcliff's genetic make]up She is of a different gjndjr Even if the above points were overcome, she would still only bj a clone Flower Faerie ——————————————————————————————————6/7—— She MEANS they are two sides of a coin (I AM A SHOW-OFF, NOT A BIG SHOCK) Goss Music Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 00:57:05 ——————— ————————————————— DEBUT REVIEW - PRECINCT 13 REVIEW It is always fascinating to witness the debut of a potential 'next big thing'. Named after the cult 70s film 'Assault on Precinct 13', this innovative band turned the tables and attacked their audience without mercy. From the dubiously metaphorical I Want Your Brown Sauce to the irresistible Sponge, Precint 13 held their defeated audience in frenzied anticipation. Conker ——————————————————————————————————7/7—— Are you having me on? Maybe not. BU- DON'T WATCH THE FILM - SNOOZE Goss Music Zig & Zag TV guide