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 WRITE IT COMPY 7-11s                   
 Write us a masterpiece to fit this page
 - ie. about 70 words long. The topic to
 write on is:                           
        "WE HAD TO LAUGH..."            
                                        
 £10 book token each week for the winner
 plus £20 token for your school. Entries
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     Glug's ghastly jokes are on 498    
     TURNER'S WORMY ADVENTURES p496     
 Jokes  Day Out  Write It  Pre-School   
                                        
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 Wj had to laugh... Alexis, 11, Oakridgj
 Primary School, Stafford               
                                        
 "Bring in the next peasant! What are   
 you here for?" "One of mz neighbour's  
 chickens ran across the road and I     
 stole it." "I sentence you to death,   
 you will hang in the morning." "Of     
 course, your majesty Queen Elizabeth." 
                                        
 "Talking of chickens, why did the      
 chicken cross the road" "We don't know
 your majesty." "To get to the other    
 sjdj." When Queen Eli}abjth cracks a   
 joke, you have to laugh.               
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    What would you like to bj? 449      
     SEE IF YOUR PICTURE'S ON TV p492   
 Jokes  Day Out  Write It  Pre-School