P498 Teletext 498 Jun24 00:51:12 ———————— —————————————————————————— My post bag was full this week - as all of your stinky jokes have found their way to me! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Send mj your SCHOOL jokes! Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun24 00:51:28 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Rjbjcca, aged 10 from Liverpool What is a net? Lots of holes tied togjthjr! STINK RATING - Football manager: Goalie! You'vj let in 10 goals in the first half! Why didn't you stop the ball? Goalie: I thought that's what the net was for! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— For a great Kids Day Out see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun24 00:52:15 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Dave, aged 9 from Watford What clothes would two dogs wear? A pair of pants" STINK RATING - What did the mouse say when hj took a photo "Say chjesj!" STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— For a great Kids Day Out see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440