P498 Teletext 498 Jul30 02:44:48 ———————— —————————————————————————— Glug here with more of your stinky jokes! Keep sending your corkers to me! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me all your favourite jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jul30 02:45:13 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Garfield, age 7. What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the morning? Lazy bones! STINK RATING - How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Buster Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jul30 02:42:48 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Shona, age 10. What's bad-tempered and goes with custard? Apple Grumble! STINK RATING - Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? It was a moth ball! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Buster Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440