P498 Teletext 498 Aug27 21:44:59 ———————— ——————————————————————p——— Glug here with more of your stinky jokes! Keep sending 'em in! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj jokes to laugh at!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Aug27 21:17:07 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Carlene, age 9. What do you get if you cross a bee with some chopped meat? A humburgjr! STINK RATING - What did the North Wind say to the East Wind? Let's play draughts. STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Aug27 21:44:22 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Lucy, age 11. What did the big star say to the little star? You're too young to bj out in the dark! STINK RATING - Did you hear about the fight in the chip shop? Two fish got battered! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440