P498 Teletext 498 Dec30 20:41:17 ———————— —————————————————————————— Christmas is coming so I think some festive funnies are in order! O READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Merry Christmas, joke fans!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Dec30 20:43:50 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Matthew, aged 10 What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with mj, we'll go places! STINK RATING - By Daryl, aged 8 What do vampire doctors say? Necks please! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamber Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Dec30 20:41:21 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Katharine, aged 10 How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? You can't close the door! STINK RATING - By Maya, aged 10 What is the horse, the sheep and snake's favourite TV show? Neigh-baa-sssss! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Take time for some Fun and Games 450 DIGITJSER - COMPUTER HEAVEN p470 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440