P496 Teletext 496 Dec30 20:41:11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 3: THE SEARCH FOR PLOT Captain Pilchard of the Starttuck Hairythighs has insisted that Turner help him find his missing phazon torpedo...which Glug has eaten. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Dec30 20:48:43 2/6 Who are you? What are you planning to do with me? I am Flonng of the Klaggon Empire. You have swallowed a valuable piece of hardware which we intend to retrieve... as soon as nature has run its course. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Dec30 20:47:31 MEANWHILE.. . . 3/6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Captain, you have returned! . . . . . Well spotted, Mr Dater, and I've brought somjonj with me who's going to help us. . . . . . Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Dec30 20:42:22 It's a bit cramped in here! Button it! Lieutenant Dater, lay in a course to Klaggon V. . . *? *!|÷% . *+}.at . *}*u Aye, sir! Why all this "Lieutenant" and "Sir" rubbish? Thjte's only two of you! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Dec30 20:42:12 Wj don't need many more people. Federation Couriers is only a small operation. Couriers! Is that all you are? What's all this nonsense with topedoes? It's a licorice torpedo - . . . the largest in the Galaxy. . . The Klaggons stole it from . us as we were transporting it to the Luna Museum. O . In the future.. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Dec30 20:41:04 BUT.. Prepare to fire! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CONTINUED TOMORROW! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440