P442 Teletext 442 Mar 2 22:05:14 ——————— ————————————————— PU5PLE WJNDCHIMES's friend the giraffe has just eaten a pasty with red icing and it set his head on fire. Lovely. THE RBVING SUN would like to introduce Lee-ah the pussycat from Mars. Hiya. A NORTHERN SOUL wants us to know that ginge hair is the best to have. DIANA sbys the bald man in the yellow suit was unavailable for comment. DANCING HOUSE TECHNO TRANCE NU-ENERGY INTELLIGENT DRUM N BASS SOUL GARAGE DUB ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— JAZZ TRIP-HOP HIP HOP DIVA has a rather LONG NAME Flicks Music Mauro TVP442 Teletext 442 Mar 2 22:46:41 ——————— ————————————————— IMPORTBNT MESSAGE The 'Zine is getting boring. What we need is a postal fight of some kind of arguing. So conj on Tath and Bob, Joyrider, I'll take you ALL on. WLW you smell. See, this is a lot more fun. Iron Lion Antelope Your razor-sharp insult has cut me to the quick. "WLW you smell?" Pud-lease! ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— SEND YOU$ AMUSING OR BEMUSING MUSINGS MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XT. FAX 0171 386 5618 Flicks Music Mauro TVP442 Teletext 442 Mar 2 22:43:22 ——————— ————————————————— PRJDICTJONS FOR EX-MEMBERS OF TBKE THAT Jason Orange will work in a grocer's and bj promoted to head orange seller. Howard will become a cleanjt and use his head as a mop. Gary will become an extra in Corrie and bj exposed by Mavis as her and Ken B's long-lost son. Mark disappears and five years later releases an exercise vid with Mr Blobby ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— They'll probably do something boring LIKE QUALIFY AS SOLICITORS Flicks Music Mauro TVP442 Teletext 442 Mar 2 22:07:16 ——————— ————————————————— BOOK RJVIJW - THE BLOODY CHAMBER ANGELA CARTER In this collection of ten short stories Angela Carter has taken some the oldest and best-loved tales and retold them in a Gothic/Baroque style uniquely her own Hauntingly beautiful, these tales possess a dark and sensual undercurrent that captivates the reader. A must for all fans of the genre. Ethereal Lion ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Don't have a fit if we cut out a bit! MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XT. FAX 0171 386 5618 Flicks Music Mauro TVP442 Teletext 442 Mar 2 22:04:12 ——————— ————————————————— HELLO 'ZINE! In films, especially Ghost what happens after hero boy's flown off to heaven, leaving his partner and his partner's tasteless friend with a corpse? Do they get arrested and sent to the electric chair? Or do agents Mulder and Scully prove their innocence with ultra-violet cameras and coded UFO mjssagjs? Brakjt the Turtle ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Neither. An angel protects them and THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER Flicks Music Mauro TVP442 Teletext 442 Mar 2 22:48:03 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR 'ZINE It's Tbnya Donjlly's Big Belly here. Please could you ask Tanya's Dynamic Child if we are connected in any way? See you round like a doughnut. Tbnza Donjlly's Big Belly —————— WEN MOUNTBIN DEW T-SHIRTS —————— For a chance to win one of 10 exclusive D B heat-sensitive T-shirts: 'ho won best British band at the Brits? First 10 correct entries drawn randomly after closing date on March 9 each wins a T-shirt. Editor's decision is final. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Send your entries by March 8 to: MOUNTBIN RESCUE DRAW, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XT Flicks Music Mauro TV