P443 Teletext 443 Mar 2 22:34:42 THIS WEEK'S NEW FILM ————————————————————————————— —— 'HEN SATURDAY COMES (15) I really tried to like this, but at the end of the day, When Saturday Comes must rate as one of the most dreadful and cliched films ever. The idea is fine. A brewery workjt (Sean BeanS plays footie part-time and eventually gets spotted by a Sheffield United talent scout. Surprise, surprise, not everything goes according to plan due to his rather complicated personal life! ——————————————————————————————————1/2—— Reviewed by Leslie Bunder WHITE LINE WBRRJOR RULES p442 Music Mauro Angst MatesP443 Teletext 443 Mar 2 22:47:09 THIS WEEK'S NEW FILM ————————————————————————————— —— 'HEN SATURDAY COMES (15) Over the last few years, Emily Lloyd has had to make do with some bad screen roles. In this flick she plays an Irish accounts girl at a Sheffield brewery. Sean Bean, hit on-screen love, gyrates about as a Rocky type. But where Sly was brill as boxer Rocky, it just doesn't gel for Sean as the wannabe footdallit. It tries to bj uplifting, but really ends up just plain boring. ——————————————————————————————————2/2—— Reviewed by Leslie Bunder BEAT BAMBER AT HIS OWN GAME p458 Music Mauro Angst Mates