P476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:57:24 W ———————————————————————————— "The little spate of new titles that dampened mz chin so deliciously last week has once more crusted up. "Saturn's diminutive revival continues, with three titles in the CD console gin and a surprise return to form for little Virtua Cop. But the week's only real winner is Civilization 2, which, if only you could see, has eased PS Actua Soccer away from the top of the joint CD lung-list." ——————————————————————————————————1/11— Letters? Yes: 474 Simon Grooves 620 WIN THE RACING THAT IS BIG p475 Reviews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:54:44 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————————————— ALL-FORMATS CARTRIDGE 1 (1) FIFA SOCCER '96 MD 87% 2 (2) SONIC & KNUCKLES MD 81% 3 (3) DONKEY KONG 2 SNES 84% 4 (5) YOSHI'S ISLAND SNES 95% 5 (4) KILLER INSTINCT SNES 88% 6 (7) SONIC 2 MD 84% 7 (8) MICKEY MANIA MD 87% 8 (6) TAZMANIA MD 55% 9 (10) DONKEY KONG LAND GB 91% 10 (R* ECCO 2 MD 85% ELSPA CHARTS COMPILED BY CHART-TRACK ——————————————————————————————————2/11— Percentages denote Digitisjr rating WHAT'S ON AT YOUR LOCAL CINEMA? p610 Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:55:05 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————————————— SEGA SATURN 1 (3) VIRTUA COP Sega 2 (1) SEGA RALLY Sega 3 (2) FIFA SOCCER '96 EA 4 (4) D Acclaim 5 (5) VIRTUA FIGHTER 2 Sega 6 (6) F1 CHALLENGE Sega 7 (7) WORMS Ocean 8 (10) THUNDERHAWK 2 Core 9 (8) SIN CITY 2000 Sega 10 (9) WING ARMS Sega ELSPA CHARTS COMPILED BY CHART-TRACK ——————————————————————————————————3/11— Rikki Tikki Letters 474 Tarka 475 CLUB 440: TRUTH FOR YOUTH p440 Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:52:11 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————————————— SONY PLAYSTATION 1 (1) ACTUA SOCCER Gremlin 2 (2) TOTAL NBA '96 Sony CE 3 (4) ROAD RASH EA 4 (3) D Acclaim 5 (5) DOOM GT 6 (6) DESTRUCTION DERBY Pszgnosjs 7 (7) FIFA SOCCER '96 EA 8 (9) WORMS Ocean 9 (8) PGA TOUR GOLF '96 EA 10 (10) KRAZY IVAN Pszgnosjs ELSPA CHARTS COMPILED BY CHART-TRACK ——————————————————————————————————4/11— Glug's funnies 498 Your face 474 TURNER, GIVE ME ELECTRICITY! p4:6 Reviews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:55:32 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————————————— CD CONSOLE 1 (1) ACTUA SOCCER PlayStation 2 (2) TOTAL NBA '96 PlayStation 3 (4) ROAD RASH PlayStation 4 (3) D PlayStation 5 (R* VIRTUA COP Saturn 6 (5) DOOM PlayStation 7 (7) SEGA RALLY Saturn 8 (6) DESTRUCTION DERBY PlayStation 9 (8) FIFA SOCCER '96 PlayStation 10 (R) FIFA SOCCER '96 Saturn ELSPA CHARTS COMPILED BY CHART-TRACK ——————————————————————————————————5/11— It's Your Life! 480 Digitisjr index 470 CHEAP CONSOLE GAMES PAGE 396 (ITV) Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:58:47 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————————————— AMIGA 1 (1) SENSE WORLD SOCCER Virgin 2 (2) TRACKSUIT MGR 2 Alternative 3 (3) WORMS Ocean/T17 4 (4) PRIM.MAN.3 DLX:95-6 Gremlin 5 (5) SUPER SKIDMARKS Acid 6 (7) CANNON FODDER 2 Virgin 7 (R* COLONIZATION Microprosj 8 (6) COMBAT CLASSICS 3 Empire 9 (R) FLIGHT OF AMAZON Q TjmjWarnjr 10 (R) WORLD CUP YEAR '94 Empire ELSPA CHARTS COMPILED BY CHART-TRACK ——————————————————————————————————6/11— Cane-backed news 471 Teat irons 475 CHEAP CONSOLE GAMES PAGE 396 (ITV) Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:52:03 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————————————— PC CD-ROM 1 (N) CIVILIZATION 2 Microprosj 2 (1) COMW&CONQW: COVERT Virgin 3 (2) COMMAND & CONQUER Virgin 4 (5) DUKE NUKEM 3D SHARE US Gold 5 (3) ENCARTA '96 Microsoft 6 (4) ACTUA SOCCER Gremlin 7 (R) CHAMP MANAGER 2 Domark 8 (7) SCREAMER Virgin 9 (8) FIFA SOCCER '96 EA 10 (6) WORMS Ocean/T17 ELSPA CHARTS COMPILED BY CHART-TRACK ——————————————————————————————————7/11— Club Grub 440 Club Slug 498 PUT TEN IN THE BACK OF THE NET LIVE MATCH - p350 (ITV) Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:56:24 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————————————— DIGITISER'S TOP 12 GAMES OF 1996 SO FAR 1 YOSHI'S ISLAND SNES 95% 2 VIRTUA FIGHTER 2 Saturn 94% 3 TERMINATOR: F SHOCK PC CD-ROM 93% 4 SEGA RALLY Saturn 93% 5 ACTUA SOCCER PS 91% v DUKE NUKEM 3D SHARE PC CD-ROM 91% 7 THUNDERHAWK 2 PS/Saturn 91% 8 WARCRAFT 2 PC CD-ROM 90% 9 FIFA '96 PS/Saturn 89% 10 LOADED PlayStation 88% 11 WARHAWK PlayStation 88% 12 ZERO DIVIDE PlayStation 88% ——————————————————————————————————8/11— Percentages denote Digitisjr rating NEW GAMES REVIEWED EACH DAY p472/473 Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:52:30 ——————————————————— ———————————————————————————————— OURS — TEN PUNCHLINES TO GOOD JOKES 1 "BECAUSE HE LOOKED LIKE A WOMB!" 2 "BRENT CROSS!" 3 "A PILGRIM'S BOTTOM!" 4 "NO THANKS, I'M A WIRE-EATER!" 5 "AND THEN HIS TOP CAME OFF!" 6 "WELL, YOU SHOULD SEE HIS CHEST!" 7 "BECAUSE PIGS DON'T LIKE THAT!" 8 "A GIANT'S FIST!" y "TWO PIPES AND A FLATTIE!" 10 "AND THEN HE SHOWED US HIS BOTTOM!" Crackers pulled bz Arsonist ——————————————————————————————————9/11— Chjaty Tips & Alistair 475 BAMBER GROWS FLIPPERS IN DRUM p458 Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:56:54 ———————— ——————————————— ————— Press reveal to see one of mz favourite pithy sayings! W Send your charts to: CHAPMAN'S CHARTS, DIGITJSER, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT ——————————————————————————————————10/11 Club 440 440 The First Rjvjew 472 THE NATION'S MOST-READ GAMES MAG Reviews Databank Digitisjr GroovesP476 Teletext 476 Mar30 00:57:09 ——————————————————— ——————————————————————————————— YOURS — 10 GAMES-RELATED SYNONYMS 1 NINTENDO vb. to arrive very late 2 DIAMONDISM n. a senseless innuendo 3 FMV adj. jerky; insubstantial 4 RAM n. a need you can njvjr fulfil 5 AMIGA vb. to bleat pitifully 6 DE LA FUENTE adv. senselessly 7 SONY n. a false dawn 8 BITS n. see RAM 9 LAUNCH PARTY n. booze up 10 ULTRA/MEGA/SUPER adj. naff Compiled within Garvey ——————————————————————————————————11/11 VIEWER'S CHART BY C MARSHALL BLIND MAN'S BUFF & GAMES p450 Rjvjews Databank Digitisjr Grooves