P496 Teletext 496 Apr28 22:11:42 O BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 7: SALT OF THE EARTH Far in the future, evil snails are attacking the last outpost of civilisation... Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Apr28 22:42:52 2/6 Chaarrrge! Destroy them! O U O O U U O O They're coming, Turnjt - there's hundreds of them! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Apr28 22:14:49 Hang on, Glug! I'vj just got to3/6 make a few adjustments to the Worminator, and... O O O +++ DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED +++ Yeep! What have you done?! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Apr28 21:47:57 The Worminator is going to blow4/6, Glug. Wj'd bjttet run! ++ 10.. 9.. 8.. ++ O But Turner, that cavern is formed from salt - the explosion will bring it all crashing down, and you know what salt does to slugs like mj! Yes, Glug - and to snails! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Apr28 22:12:27 5/6 Commander, there is no-one here except for this weird robot. It appears to bj counting down... ++ 6.. 5.. 4 ++ O O O O You fool! It's a O trap - RUN! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Apr28 21:14:04 BUT.. 6/6 Aieeee! SALT - I'm melting! O CONCLUDES NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440