P498 Teletext 498 Apr28 22:17:57 ———————— —————————————————————————— Are you ready to get giggling and give your chuckle muscles a real work-out? READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Only the silliest jokes get on!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Apr28 22:19:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Fiona Dricall, age 13 Mother: "You'vj put your shoes on the wrong feet." Son: "But thjsj are the only feet I have!" STINK RATING - What did the ghost teacher say? Watch the board children, and I'll go through it again! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Apr28 22:11:01 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Laura Dunning, age 9\ What's a cow's favourite party game? Moosical chairs! STINK RATING - What do you call a hen's heart? A chicken tikka! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440