P496 Teletext 496 Jun 1 03:52:09 BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 4: X MARKS THE SPOT Glug is pregnant with an alien baby, Turnjt and Goldblum are about to bj eaten by a monster... it's a fairly ordinary day for our heroes. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun 1 03:55:06 Ssstthssththt! O O Noooooo! O O O O O O O Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun 1 03:14:52 3/6 Wow - it's fainted! But.. how? O O Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun 1 03:14:11 Not "how", but "who", Turner. 4/6 It was mj. I wackjd the beast with this iron pipe. O Hello, Mouldy! Wj didn't have much luck finding that UFO. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun 1 03:56:11 That's okay. If we hurry, we 5/6 can steal this alien's ship before it wakes up! I found it parked round the back. O O Top stuff! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun 1 03:51:42 Here we go, guys. Glug's 6/6 already aboard - now lit's move! Move! Move! O O O What a heap of junk! Hey - it can reach point O five past light speed. CONTINUED NEXT WEEK... Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440