P498 Teletext 498 Jun 1 03:52:09 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes - I promise they're the funniest ones yet! O READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Psi-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun 1 03:54:09 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Sarah Baily, aged 10 What do sad fir trees do? They pine away. STINK RATING - By Stephen Hall, aged 9 What's green and goes boink boink boink? Spring cabbage. STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Psi-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun 1 03:55:27 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Hannah, aged 9 Did you hear about the horse with good manners? He always let his ridjt go first. STINK RATING - By Alexander Tate, aged 10 What do you call a girl between two goalposts? Annette. STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Digitisjr - all the best games 470 THE CLUB - IT'S KICKING! p440 Kids day out Psi-school Turner Club 440