P196 Teletext 196 Jan 9 22:14:51 bz PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 1: A LOAD OF OLD TAT Turner and Goldblum are visiting a local car boot sale. Turner Jokes Advent Calendar TVP196 Teletext 196 Jan 9 22:13:21 How much is this broken CD case? That's four pounds. It's a dial! W Oooh, Turner, ooh! Look - a van selling over-priced lumps of lard in a bun! Can I have one, can I? Can I? Turner Jokes Advent Calendar TVP196 Teletext 196 Jan 9 22:15:56 I suppose so, but haven't you had enough to eat already? You finished off that bag of rancid conkers this morning. You can njvjr have too much of a good thing. Wait a second - what are they selling over there? W Turner Jokes Advent Calendar TVP196 Teletext 196 Jan 9 22:14:47 Excuse mj, but what are you selling? W I only have this one straw donkey left. To you, sir, a mete four pence. Turner Jokes Advent Calendar TVP196 Teletext 196 Jan 9 22:14:34 I'll take it! O Yes, you take it. That cursed donkey has caused mj quite enough trouble. Hahaaha! Hahahah! Haha! Hahahaahaha! Wot? MORE NEXT WEEK! Turner Jokes Advent Calendar TV