P198 Teletext 198 Jan 9 22:14:31 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes - I promise they're the funniest ones yet! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————————— "Send mj your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Full Guide TV Teen mag Family FunP198 Teletext 198 Jan 9 22:14:50 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Annabel Low, aged sex What does a cat have for breakfast? Mice crispier! STINK RATING - What wobbles when it flies? A jillycopter! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————————— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 152 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p196 Full Guide TV Teen mag Family FunP198 Teletext 198 Jan 9 22:14:14 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Steven Newcombj, aged nine Where do frogs put their coats? In a croak room! STINK RATING - What gets wetter as it dries? A towel! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————————— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 152 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p196 Full Guide TV Teen mag Family Fun