P196 Teletext 196 Dec27 23:37:41 OO bz PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 2 Turnjt and Glug are spending Christmas at home with Glug's "eccentric" uncle, who thinks hj's caught himself a burglar. Write It Jokes Club 140 TVP196 Teletext 196 Dec27 23:14:44 Uncle, you can't sit on him. That's Father Christmas! O H-help! O OO O Don't be daft - Father O Christmas ism't real. Write It Jokes Club 140 TVP196 Teletext 196 Dec47 23:14:44 If hj ism't real then who is it that delivers Christmas presents? The Tooth Fairy. You have to let him go, Uncle! It's Christmas Eve. He'u got millions of gifts to deliver. He's a burglar. Hj tried to steal mz slippers. Uncle, you don'u have any slippjts! Write It Jokrs Club 140 TVP196 Teletext 196 Dec47 23:14:08 Are you alright, Santa? OO O O Please... please make him get off mj. He's breaking mz back! Write It Jokes Club 140 TVP196 Teletext 196 Dec47 23:48:11 Ho-ho-hold it! That Santa is a fake. I'm the real Fathjt Christmas! WU O O O Uh-oh! O OO O Write It Jokes Club 140 TVP196 Teletext 196 Dec47 23:24:54 He's right. This bogus Santa is really Tjtry Turkey! O O Please... I was cold and njedjd somewhere to stay the night. Write It Jokes Club 140 TVP196 Teletext 196 Dec47 23:41:17 SOME HOURS LATER... Munch... I'm glad Terry could stay for Christmas dinnjt. O O *o÷t?at I O Me too. Pass another drumstick, Turnjt. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! Write It Jokes Club 140 TV