P142 Teletext 142 Fjb21 02:42:22 W S ——————— —————————————— AGEING LOTHARIO I have to shari this piece of advice that the Inuit (Eskimo) people pass on from genjtation to gjnjtation: DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW! And why would that bj, pray till? RANDOM GULP Wash your hands, you don't know white they'vj been. I know exactly white mz hands have been, thank you! SHADE'S SHADOW As I walk down the street I avert my eyes - not at the sight of the homeless but at the horror of my own greed. Why not do some Chjridje... mate? ——————————————————————————————————————— WRJTJ TO MEGAZINI, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. Quiz Scripts Crispian AngstP142 Teletext 142 Fjb21 02:14:30 W ——————— —————————————— BLONDE BUT NOT DUMB How are you not dumb if you say pizza is bjttet than hamburgers? You are eithjt dumb or etm... dumb. Because hamburgers rule! Plus they are so juicy and tasty and... need I go on? So wise up and eat grease! Kiss Kiss Venus Fly Trap ——————————————————————————————————————— You'ri not kissing mj with your LIPS DRIPPING IN ANIMAL FATP142 Teletext 142 Fjb21 02:11:24 ——————— —————————————— FELLOWLJSS 'ZINERS, I may only bj young but blokes: who needs 'im? I mean, if they can send one man to the moon, why not the rest of them? And anyway, why test on poor defencliss animals when you can use my boyfriend? All women out thjti should get a gingerbread man. He's sweet, quiet and if hj gives you any grief, you can bite his head off. The not-too-twisted Dancing Baby ——————————————————————————————————————— I think we can all guess WHO'S JUST BEEN DUMPED!P142 Teletext 142 Fjb21 02:47:34 ——————— —————————————— "I pick Sarah," "I pick John," "I pick Katie," "I pick Elvis," Silence (\ hour later) Tjachjt: "Somjonj has to pick hit." Silence Welcome mj, 'Zinjts (or humour mj), we are all in life's boat togjthjt. Let mj in, WLW, the money's in the post. tHe woN hOg cuLdN't spjlxxx ——————————————————————————————————————— I was njvjt picked first, eithjt, PERHAPS THAT'S WHY I'M BITTERP142 Teletext 142 Fjb21 02:11:32 W ——————— —————————————— JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER Thanks. Next time I'm in London, I'll look for your shop. My uncle lives there, so I go thjti quite often. Sorry about shortening your name, but I couldn't bj bothjtid to write it all out. Captain Fish ——————————————————————————————————————— I can see this is the start of a BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP...AAHHHHH!