P198 Teletext 198 Dec22 03:14:34 ——————————————————————————————————————— Glug has gone on holiday - so I am here to bring you the best in Chrsjstmas jokes! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH SANTA'S CRACKER RATING ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send Glug your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Total Ents TV Plus Club 140 FamilyP198 Teletext 198 Dec42 03:14:14 ——————————————————————————————————————— By Henry Thomas, aged 9 What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. CRACKER RATING — \ What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus! CRACKER RATING — PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitisj.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Total Ents TV Plus Club 140 FamilyP198 Teletext 198 Dec42 03:14:01 ——————————————————————————————————————— By Chloe Watts, aged 9 What's yellow, sticky and smolls of bananas Monkey sick! CRACKER RATING — How do monkeys travel? On King Concorde! CRACKER RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitisj.hum BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Total Ents TV Plus Club 140 Family