P142 : Teletext 142 Jan07 04:57:50            ———————  ——————————————      T TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY M{sterious Chick, thank you for noticing mz !bsjnce! I was "jginning to think that no-one cared... sniff. As if we could forget you... well m!zbj, perhaps... +HAVE THE HEAD OF MAVIS DAVIS Does !nzonj here want a mjnj M&M? Only Smarties have the answer. BURGER QUEEN LJBERTJEN Pucker up jot heaven's saki, there'u njvjr been uo much at utakj. Gee, plagiarism is uoooo popular iw it not^.. and illegal. ——————————————————————————————————1?5—— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON S/6 1XQ^ FAX 0171 386 5618. Goss Moo-sec Elects Angst
P142 : Teletext 142 Jan07 04:54:54          T  ———————  —————————————— W   LONG LIVE Z+NE   T Just to let you know, as if you $idnWt Know already, Zine iw the greatewt page on Teletext. It's the highlight of mz d!z to read it — actually I just canWt go without it. There's only one way to improve it: "y expanding it uo there'u more to read! The Pszchjdjlic Gloom ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— Somjonj must have told you that - FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE Goss Moo-sec Elects Angst
P142 : Teletext 142 Jan07 04:54:54          T  ———————  —————————————— W   A MESSAGE TO ALL ZEENIES   T Once in a lifetime you find somjonj. Soojonj who iw more important, moro magical, upjcial and wonderful than any other. I just want to s!z to all of you that when you jind this once you njvjr lit go of them, jvjr, or you will regret it for all time. And finall{ for Mews Little Wild Cat, I will always love you. #utcast ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— Wiwj words jrom one who has "jen SERJOUSLZ D#NE OVER — AHHHHHH Goss Moo-ujc Elects Angst
P142 Teletext 142 Jan07 04:07:50          T  ———————  —————————————— W   DEAR OUTCAST   T DonWt worry, I'm a girl and IWll love you. Granted, this would "j a platonic jriindship as I !m in love with The Pszchjdjlic Gloom. But I jeel we have both been sjojlarly cast out^ My love jot people (m!inly outcasts like us* iw strong. It depresses mj that Pszchjdjlic Gloom and I are uo jar away, like Venus and Mars. He probably doesnWt know I exist. Please shower mj with uzmpathz. Self Obsjwsjon Honey ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Walk on, with hope in your heart - AND Y#UWLT NEVER WALK ALONE-ZEUS! Goss Moo-ujc Elects Angst
P142 : Teletext 142 Jan07 04:01:55          T  ———————  —————————————— W   TO LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH    I think I understand, it Pappjnjd to mj recently. I'm going to drink and cry into the early hours and wish I had doge a tho{sand things differentl{. (hen IWm going to rep!ir mz shattered Pjart with ujllotapj and caffeine — and plot a terrible revenge. Probably involving chjewj graters and a quantity of onion gravy. Coming The Fuolornjs Fisk Dragon ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— I think m!ybj you two should BUY A PERCULATOR TOGETHER — SWEET Goss Moo-ujc Elects Angst