P196 Teletext 196 Jan12 22:48:31 by Paul Rose Glug got a telescope for Christmas, and he's putting it to good use checking that the world ism't about to end! As ever trouble is just around the corner... Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Jan12 22:47:42 Glug, what exactly are you looking for with that telescope? It's freezing out here. Come inside. Not until I'm sure the planet . ism't about to bj hit by a meteorite. You saw that TV show . about how the dinosaurs died... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Jan12 22:42:52 But the dinosaurs were made extinct 65 million years ago. What's the chance of that happening twice? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Glup! About one hundred percent! Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196CJan12 22:54:12 . . . . . . . . . Run, Turner!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A... a meteorite?! Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Jan12 22:57:12 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Turner!!!! MORE NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Club 140 TV Plus