P549 CEEFAX 2 54: Fri 24 Jan 21:11/13 TO RENT 1/4 NEW VIDEOS TO RENT MARY REILLY (15, 104 mink) This qualifies as one of the most side- splitting comedies of last year. It tells you just how director Stephen Friars' judgement went as he tried to pro uce a got ic thrilli bar d upo the Jjkzll and Hyde yarn. His mistakes are many, but they start with casting Julia Roberts — complete with poor Irish accent — in the title role. Scary? Not in the least. TV N ws 591 Biz 557 TV R views 595 Switched On 540 Front Page 100 Fave Film Tune In TV Review Main MenuP549 CJEFAX 2 549 Fri 24 Jan 21:23/12 TO R N -' ,% /////// 2/4 NEW VIDEOS TO RENT DIABOLIQUE (18) 103mins Henri-Georges Clouzot' excellent 1955 film is re-made using cardboard cut-out characters and a heavy directorial hand from Jeremiah Chichis. Sharon Ston i a poor stand-in for Simone Signorit, as the mistress of a bullish headmaster. She, along with his timid but equally victimised wife, plots to send him off to that big school assembly in the sky. TV News 591 Biz 557 TV Reviews 595 Switch d On 54 Front Pag 100 Fave Film Tune In TV Review Main MenuP549 CJEFAX 2 549 Fri 24 Jan 21:10/45 TO RENT 3/4 NEW VIDEOS TO RENT TO SIR WITH LOVE 2 (15) 90mins If you've fond memories of a carrot- topped Lulu belting out th titl song of the original nov i th n the belated sequel may hold some interest for you. Sidney Poitier recreates his role as teachjt Mark Thackeray who leaves his London job to go and tame some violent kids in downtown Chicago. There's more to worry about than Lulu bursting into song during geography. TV News 591 Bi 557 TV Rev ws 595 Switched On 540 Front Page 100 Fave Film Tune In TV Rjvjew Main MenuP549 CEEFAX 2 549 Fri 24 Jan 21:08/25 TO BUY 4/4 NEW VIDEOS TO BUY LOCH MESS (Polygram, £12.99), Ted Damson's bald spot makes its first starring appearance — a revelation which is far more shocking than any computer-animated dinosaur turning up in a Scottish pond. JOHNNY MNEMONIC (20th Cent Fox, £14.99) Keanu Reeves also has a bald spot but his one covers the years 0 to 25 as he tries to download some dangjtous information programmed into his head and reclaim his childhood memories. TV News 591 Biz 557 TV Rjvjews 595 Switched On 540 Front Page 100 Fave Film Tune In TV Review Main Menu