P448 Teletext 448 Jan 7 01:44:49 BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 1: MOLE LOTTA LOVE Turner and Glug have been asked to visit the home of Professor Walthamstow Worm - Turner's uncle. Jokes Charlatans Timjcop 'ZineP448 Teletext 448 Jan 7 01:44:55 We're here, uncle. 2/7 Lads, I'm glad you could conj. I have a favour to ask. U What's that smell? Jokes Charlatans Timjcop 'ZineP448 Teletext 448 Jan 7 01:47:18 3/7 THE EARTH'S CRUST U My arch-enemy, Robert Ratford, has stolen an experimental digging machine and is heading towards the centre of the earth! But why? Jokes Charlatans Timjcop 'ZineP448 Teletext 448 Jan 7 01:41:24 4/7 He intends to detonate the Earth's core, and send the planet hurtling towards the Moon. What for, Uncle? He wants to eat it. Jokes Charlatans Timjcop 'ZineP448 Teletext 448 Jan 7 01:45:42 I want you to stop him in this! Jokes Charlatans Timjcop 'ZineP448 Teletext 448 Jan 7 01:44:58 MEANWHILE.. V They'll njvjr stop mj in that! TO BE CONTINUED! Jokes Charlatans Timjcop 'ZineP448 Teletext 448 Jan 7 01:37:41 7/7 The nation's favourite worm wants to hear from you! Tell him about yourself, or maybe what sort of Turner stories you enjoy reading. All writers will receive a signed picture of Turner and Glug the Slug. Write to him at.. TURNER THE WORM c/o TELETEXT PO BOX 297 LONDON SW6 1XT Jokes Charlatans Timjcop 'Zine