P497 Teletext 497 Dec30 20:44:01 ————————————— PRJMARZ ——————— ———— WRITE IT COMPY 7-11s Write us a masterpiece to fit this page - ie about 70 words long. The topic to write on is MY RESOLUTIONS £10 book token each week for the winnjt plus £20 token for your school. Entries (with name, age and school) to: WRITE IT COMPY (Primary) PO Box 297, London SW6 1XT. Closing date for "Christmas" Mon Jan 1 WINNER: Jyota, 11, Croydon ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Glug's ghastly jokes are on 498 TURNER'S WORMY ADVENTURES p496 Jokes Day Out Write It Viewer offersP497 Teletext 497 Dec30 20:41:11 ———————————— PRIMARY —————— ———— CHRISTMAS Marie, 8, Worpli Primary School On Christmas Eve I was tucked up in bed when I heard a jingle of bells. "What could it bj?" I asked myself. I was determined to find out so I checked in the living room to see if it was the wind-chimes. Then I remembered Dad had taken them down. I began to get worried because a couple of weeks ago we had burglars and they might have conj back. Finally, I realisjd it was Santa. Silly mj! ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Uncle Nick's got the answer 446 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Jokes Day Out Write It Viewer offersP497 Teletext 497 Dec30 20:48:53 ———————————— PRIMARY —————— ———— CHRISTMAS Rachel, 9, Eckington Junior School, Sheffield One Christmas Eve night, a little dog called Sandy was wandering about the streets. Her owner had dumped her, she was freezing cold and all she could think about was lying in front of a warm fire Then she heard a voice. She had a home at last. The voice was saying, "Conj here, little dog." ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Glug's "stinky" jokes 498 FIND A PENPAL p495 Jokes Day Out Write It Viewer offersP497 Teletext 497 Dec30 20:47:41 ———————————— PRJMARZ —————— ———— CHRISTMAS Christopher, 8, Major Lester JMI, Anfield, Liverpool I didn't believe in Santa. Until one night. On Christmas Eve one year I was reading a book, when, out of the corner of my eye I saw a flashing of lights, then I heard someone go, "Ho, Ho, Ho." Then suddenly, Santa burst in through my window. "Hello," said Santa, "Can I have some mince pies?" "Oh," I said, "but I know it's you, Dad." "Is it?" ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Uncle Nick's got the answer 446 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Jokes Day Out Write It Viewer offersP497 Teletext 497 Dec30 20:42:27 ———————————— PRIMARY —————— ———— CHRISTMAS Ben, 7, St Mary's RCP, Oswaldtwistle, Lancs One day I bought a Christmas teddy. It was a present for my Mum. He was sitting in a box and I have decorated his box with tinsel to make it really nice. Me and my brother Ashley decorated our beds with tinsel and we made a papjt chain. Wj have put our Christmas tree up. It has some chocolates and decorations on it and some lights. ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Glug's "stinky" jokes 498 MAKE A NEW PENPAL! p495 Jokes Day Out Write It Viewer offersP497 Teletext 497 Dec30 20:42:12 ———————————— PRIMARY —————— ———— CHRISTMAS Jyota, 11, Croydon "I don't think it's fair! My master Santa gets a lot of popularity. Children's faces gleam with joy and their eyes twinkle with happiness. He's even a saint! A patron saint of children, and who am I? A reindeer pet! I don't think it's fair. Hey, I know! Help! Get mj out of this chimney! All I wanted to do was get attention the way my master does. Now I'm stuck and covered in soot. I think I'll stick to being the pet. I don't know how hj goes down with that bulge. Why can't I? ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— * The winning entry * MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Jokes Day Out Write It Viewer offers