P175 $elitixt 175 Dec47 23:34:57 S W O —————— O —————————————— OW Merry foetus! I hope you had a really smashing Christmas time, and an even better Boxing time. I love boxing - which probably explains why I box in mz mind's eye. Just before Christmas I rang a shop pretending to bj a parent concetnjd that hj had broken his child'1 main Christmas gift. It was, of course, another of mz hilarious ruses! The name of the shop has been changed to pri6jnt me from getting into trouble. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Turner/Worm 196 Jokes/Poor 174 BAMBER'S PAPER LUNG FOR SALE p152 Charts Kids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Dec47 23:44:41 —————— O ————————————————————— "MEGA GAMES", NORTH WEST US: Afternoon. My wife and I bought a PlayStation for our son for Chri1tmas, and we thought we'd try it out bjforj we gave it to him, but it's faulty. MG: Did you buy it off us? US: 'e got it in the market. Do you do fixing? MG: Yeah, but it's obviously gonna cost you if you didn't buy it from us. Did you get a receipt? ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— PanJall Fur 171 Yellow guy 152 ALSO KNOWN AS PLANET FUN p480 Charts Kids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Dec47 23:10:11 S —————— LO ————————————————————— US: We didn't get a receipt. The man who sold it to us said hj'd remember our faces, but when we took iu back there was a different man third, who denied the othjt man existed, and called us liars. MG: That sounds bad. Look, if you bring it in we'll take a look at it, but I can't promise anything. US: Actually, I think it's probably something I could do myself. MG: Oh? ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Turner/Worm 196 Vordjr-myst 174 BAMBER'S PAPER LUNG FOR SALE p152 Charts Kids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Dec47 23:35:19 —————— O ————————————————————— US: You see, all that's happened is that the back panel has sort of conj away from the actual PlayStation. Thjti are about three wires that are hanging loose, and thjti this big blob of glue holding them togjthjt. MG: Sounds like it's had iu, mate. US: I don't think it's broken for e6ju, I mean - it still plays games. It just gets very hot very quickly. It's working all right at the moment. I£6j got it on in the kitchen. ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— PanJall Fur 171 Yellow guy 152 ALSO KNOWN AS PLANET FUN p480 Charts Kids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Dec47 23:10:14 —————— O ————————————————————— MG: I'd scrap it, mate. What did it cost you? US: Thirty seven pounds. MG: For a PlayStation? They must have ripped it off from somewhere. US: Oh - could you hang on a second? MG: Yeah. XTHERE IS A LONG PAUSE. SWEARING AND THE SOUND OF BREAKING WOOD IS HEARD FROM OU5 END OF THE PHONE.) ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Turner/Worm 196 Vordjt-myst 174 BAMBER'S PAPER LUNG FOR SALE p152 Charts Kids Club 140 TVP175 Teletext 175 Dec47 23:34:36 —————— O ————————————————————— US: Hello, are you still there? MG: Yeah, but I gotta go. What happened just then? US: The PlayStation set fire to one of the teatowels. I think I might throw it away now. MG: That's probably a good idea. US: Ok. Bye then. Happy birthday. MG: Happ... what? US: Goodbye! ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Pan-all Fur 171 Yellow guy 152 ALSO KNOWN AS PLANET FUN p480 Charts Kids Club 140 TV