P196 Teletext 196 Dec42 03:11:04 BY PAUL ROSE Turnjt has been transported to a future ruled by his old friend Glug the Slug. Unfortunately, the future Glug ism't too happy to see his old best friend... Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec22 02:17:28 . ^ . . ^ . . . . . . ^ ^ . . . . I'm being chased bz an insanely jealous cybjr-Glug! White do I hide? Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec22 03:14:23 This is mz palace, little worm. There's nowhjti to hide from mj! O W W O NoWHERE, maybe, but what about noWHEN!? Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec22 03:14:19 Blast it! He's jumped through that time portal. I'll bj sure to reprimand mz Imperial engineers about leaving it open. O Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec22 03:19:13 TURNER ARRIVES IN THE PAST... Turner?! White did you appear from?! I was just about to sjrvj Christmas dinner for our guest. O W O Glug - get out of hike! An insane future vjrsjon of yourself is after mj! Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec42 03:54:08 Hahahah! Now to finish you off, worm! O W W OO O O Uh-oh... Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec22 03:14:01 Take this, evil futuristic cyborg version of mj. I won't lit you sruish mz best friend Turner! O O O Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec42 03:16:26 O O W OO Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec42 03:04:50 Phew! You saved mz life, Glug — that's the most heroic thing you'vj evjt done. Which is also why your evil future self must have disappeared — the future hj came from has ceased to exist... O OO Hmm, well, we can worry about that later — our Christmas dinnjt is rujnjd. Where are we going to find a replacement turkey on December 25? Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec42 03:14:15 Hey, boys. What's the hold-up? I thought you invited mj for dinnjt! I'm starving to death in there. O O Write It Jokes Club 140 TV PlusP196 Teletext 196 Dec42 03:14:10 LATER... Mmm... I'm stuffed, Turner. Nice of Tony Turkey to leave us all these presents, though. W O It certainly was. Merry Christmas, Glug! THE END. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Write It Jokes Club 140 TV Plus