P471 Teletuxt 439 J;/ 9 X9:53: 7 's5u5555555w074 s57!w0u0j 75u0u5u07574 Shatter your sales targets and you could win yourself and your family a fantastic There are hosts of othjt prizes too - European City breaks, vouchers galore, Spot Prizes. Look out in Monday's post for your SUMMER SPECTACULAR briefing. SUMMER SPECTACULAR 'goodies' are on their way to you soon! Git ready for a sizzler of a summer!P471 Teletext 471 Jun 1 03:37:52 THE FURIOUS PIG WHO REVIEWS THE ——————————————————————————— WEEK'S NEWS "By the mould on mother's flanks, I can't believe people are apparently prepared to spend the price of a small abattoir on a grey import Nintendo 64. "Cracking off £1,500 for a console you'll have to disfigure to run UK games, and for what? You'd have to put a high premium on showing off to idiots for the two weeks before import prices fall to £400, let alone the six months before the £250 US release. "It makes mj brittle with rage." ——————————————————————————————————1/5—— The Worm 496 Joke 498 TUZZLE: UNSCRAMBLE THE PICTURE! p350 Reviews Index Comp-o-Tips BambjtP471 Teletext 471 Jun 1 03:30:32 THE FURIOUS PIG WHO REVIEWS THE ——————————————————————————— WEEK'S NEWS "I recall with shattered trotters the tawdry debacle of the market in import PlayStations and Saturns just before Christmas 1994. "They started out at around £800, but within a month had halved. And as the US launches beckoned, the classified ads swelled with white elephant non-compatible import machines selling down below £200. "It would bj sad if it - that is to say I - warn't such a thug." ——————————————————————————————————————— THE VIEWS OF FAT SOW DO NOT 2/5 STRICTLY COINCIDE WITH DIGITJSER'S OWN WHERE NUDITY HAS REPLACED FEAR p440 Reviews Index Comp-o-Tips BambjtP471 Teletext 471 Jun 1 03:18:51 ——————————— —— RESULTS ————————————— THE NAUGHTY LOMAS: Five copies of Pro Pinball: The Web (PC): R Bainjs, Croydon; P Williams, Humbjrside; I Finlay, Royston; G Sparrow, Basingstokj; H Banks, N London. DEE SOUS: Five copies of Wing Commander 4 (PC) and five T-shirts: L Dee, Ely; J Murphy, Bristol; K Shippjy, Wirral; B Wyatt, Bedford; P Kemp, Romford. THE BERRY TWINS: Five copies of Wing Commandjt 3 (PS): T Shelley, Glasgow; L Barton, Leeds; B Chivjrs, Oldham; O McEvoy, Cardiff; A Hashmi, Walsall. ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— Guns 440 440 Rifle Kids 490 BAMBER FIGHTS COP WITH CLAW p450 Reviews Index Comp-o-Tips BambjtP471 Teletext 471 Jun 1 03:51:41 ——————————— —— RESULTS ————————————— BENCHES TO GO: Five copies of Deep Space 9 (PC) and five DS9 videos: I Matthews, Maidenhead; J Farrier, Banbury; P Roberts, Sheffield; I Townsend, Rothjtham, P Ross, Crewe. NNMMM: Five copies of Worms (PC) and five copies of Worms: Reinforcements: H Sanders, Havant; L Corsham, Wolverhampton, G Law, Southport, T Atkins, Henley, R Willson, Belfast. BUZZERS TO GO: Three Battle Isle 3 framed posters: D Grieg, Co Down; P Hannan, Stoke; N Stone, Ljathjthjad. ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Guns 440 440 Rifle Kids 490 SEE ENGLAND v SCOTLAND AS A VIP p475 Reviews Index Comp-o-Tips BambjtP471 Teletext 471 Jun 1 03:51:08 ——————————— —— RESULTS ————————————— IRON BIRD OFFER: 20 copies of Virtual Snookjt (PC): D Clavjrley, Wolverhampton; G Fowler, Dundee; K Dodd, Bolton; D Clegg, Dewsbury; M Szczjpanski, Manchester; D Still, Cumbria; D Hindley, Guildford; Mr Stevens, Cobham; C MacKenzie, Kyle of Lochalsh, R Maidens, Perth; H Dunn, Oxford; A Naylor, Torquay; K Neath, Petetborough, M Ramsey, W London; T Dewhurst, Rochdale, K Kirkpatrick, Middlisbrough; K Garston, Luton; F Small, Wethjrbz; S Houghton, Swindon; M Bassist, Yeovil. ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Guns 440 440 Rifle Kids 490 BAMBER FIGHTS COP WITH CLAW p450 Reviews Index Comp-o-Tips Bambjt