P172 $elitixt 172 Dec47 23:11:10 ——————————— O ———————————————————— Who do you think I am? Let mj tell you that I am Wally Bong, the Space GOO Gent Ambassador. My people and I think you humans are rubbish. Using special techinques mz people and I have invaded your world. Fortunately, thjte is a hidden bunker in the Lake District risjtvjd OO for games industry types. Beware: room is limited. Access will only be granted upon completion of a special form. ——————————————————————————————————1/7—— TODAY: FATHER CHRISTMAS BAMBER CASUALLY CRUSHES MAP p154 Reviews Hot topic TV Gg GreenP172 Teletext 172 Dec27 23:17:18 ——————————— FATHER CHRISTM—S ————p——— Fathjt Christmas, if you wish to be saved from the wrath of the Space Gents, please answer the following questions. If you answer correctly yo4 will bj granted salvation. WHAT DO YOU DO? "Around about April I start reading the minds of children tg see what they might want for Christmas. And then I start making the stuff. I knew about Teletubbies before they'd even been on telly, and Tomb Raider 2 before it had been announced. "Unfortunately, mz alcoholism prevented mj from making enough to meet demand." ——————————————————————————————————4/7—— Teen for two 140 Sit upon index 400 BAMBER DEVELOPS WOMENS' HAIR p152 Reviews Hot topic TV Go GreenP172 Teletext 172 Dec27 23:14:56 ——————————— FATHER CHRISTMAS ———————— WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON RIGHT NOW? "Right now I'm having a well-djsjtvjd rest. I've given all the good children thieu presents, and because I don't want to deplete our natural resources any more than necessary, this year all the bad children got dog dirt biscuits and cod bones." HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED IN THE GAMES INDUSTRY? "Making computer games is just part of mz job. Though all gamrs companies are merely fronts for mz overall global operation." ——————————————————————————————————3/7—— Some jokes 198 Some green 160 TURNER E WO M Reviews Hot topic TV Go GreenP172 Teletext 172 Dec47 23:33:09 ——————————— FATHER CHRISTMAS ———————— WHICH THREE GAMES WOULD YOU TAKE DOWN INTO THE BUNKER WITH YOU? "Hmm... I don't really play games to be honest. My hands shake too much to hold a joypad. I'm 146 years old you know, and usually topped-up with gin." WHAT LUXURY ITEM WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU? "I'd probably take my hat, brcause it contains a packet of nudey playing cards, and a magic tankard of gin that replenishes itself. And I'd probabl8 also take a photograph of Prancju, who is mz loveliest reindeer." ——————————————————————————————————4/7—— Teen for two 140 Sit upon index 400 BAMBER DEVELOPS WOMENS' HAIR p152 Reviews Hot topic TV Go GreenP172 Teletext 172 Dec47 23:10:02 ——————————— FATHER CHRISTMAS ———————— IF YOU HAD A FIST FIGHT WITH SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, WHO WOULD WEN? "Well, hj ism't real you know. If I was having a fight with a man dressed as Sonia then it depends whjthjt the man is as old, drunk and infirm as I am." SONY, SEGA OR NINTENDO - WHO WILL WIN THE GAMES WAR? "Technically speaking, I own them all. However, I have looked into the future using mz special mind powers, and I can reveal that 1998 is going to be a good year for Commodore 64 owners. That's all I can say." ——————————————————————————————————5/7—— Some jokes 198 Some green 160 TURNER E WORM p196 Reviews Hot topic TV Go GreenP172 Teletext 172 Dec27 20:34:54 ——————————— FATHER CHRISTMAS ———————— IN NO MORE THAN FIVE WORDS, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE SPACE GENTS? "Who is... no. White... what was the question again?" IN NO MORE THAN FIVE WORDS, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE DIGITJSER TO THE SPACE GENTS? "How would I describe what?" O 'ALLY SAYS: "Even on our planet my people have heard of Father Christmas, but on our world hj is known as The Great Desttoyjr." +++ ACCESS DENIED +++ ——————————————————————————————————6/7—— Teen for two 140 Sit upon index 400 BAMBER DEVELOPS WOMENS' HAIR p152 Hot topic TV Go GreenP172 Teletext 172 Dec47 23:11:47 Advert Fat Sow's Rj-reviews >>>> WEN A PLAYSTATION 0660 60 00 12 WEN PLAYSTATION GAMES 0660 60 00 13 WEN A CD PLAYER 0660 60 00 14 WEN TOP 5 CD SINGLES 0660 60 00 15 WEN A TV 0660 60 00 16 SEE PAGE 622 FOR MORE COMPETITIONS Touch Tone only. 49p/min. May invol6e a long call. VTL, Box 7568, WC1N 3XX Reviews Hot topic TV Gg Green